Speech Comm

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( 301--Family )

Physics

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*The classroom probably smells strongly of lemons. And the teacher is exhausted, but giddy in the way only geeks can be.*

Hello, everyone. Coffee and snacks are in the back next to the roster. And sorry about the lemon overdosage, but believe me when I say the momento mori would have been even worse.

Today we will be doing an experiment on the acceleration of gravity. Pair up, do the lab, and you can leave.

( The experiment )

Language Classes, 10/14

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Dream has wheeled a large-screen TV into the classroom, and stocked a table up front with sodas, popcorn, Twizzlers, Milk Duds and M&Ms.

We're watching movies in class today -- or as much of them as we can before class ends. Classics students, enjoy Gladiator. Languages of Asia students, you're watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. We'll finish both films next week.

Help yourselves to the snacks at front. And if you fall asleep ... I reserve the right to pay special attention.

Journalism Homework - Due October 21

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Journalism Homework - All Classes

( Group Assignment )

Please make a comment with the complete listing of everyone in your group when you make your initial post for your group in the comments below so that Spider will know how to grade. Please also remember the underlined portion above, as if he can't track your progress, he will fail you.

Journalism Class - Friday October 14

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Spider is wearing a broad grin as his students file in this morning. The side wall of the classroom has been mocked up to look like a stage with two large doors, each bearing a number, and a curtain at the end. The cat is playing with something that is making helpless and panicked 'ribbit' noises beneath the edge of the curtain, and Spider himself is sitting atop his desk, legs crossed.

"Good morning, students!" He greets the class cheerfully. "As no one saw fit to come up with a project for Parent's Weekend as of yet, I thought that today would be Student Appreciation Day. One of the other faculty left the television on in the lounge the other day and I saw a show which I thought it might be fun to emulate."

Spider gestured toward the stage. "Every student gets to pick. You may choose Door Number One, Door Number Two or pick, instead, what's behind the curtain. Everyone gets a prize of some sort and a good time will be had by me all. Really."

Still grinning broadly, he lit up a cigarette and propped his chin in one hand. "Who'll be first, then?"

Behind Door Number One
Behind Door Number Two
Behind The Curtain

NOTE: There was nothing said about not being able to trade your prize for a different one or sharing your prize with your classmates (save what's behind door number one, which can't be shared, really).

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OOC: There will be threads posted for each choice. Comment in the appropriate thread. At the end of the day, (so that people can't choose once the answers have been leaked) three links will appear here, each to a locked post in Spider's journal, the results filtered solely to the students who chose each option. Reactions, arguments, 'wtf-ing' and the rest will please take place here in this entry, not the filtered posts. Have fun guessing what Spider might consider a marvelous prize for his students.

Study Hall -- Friday, October 14th

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Sarah sits at the front desk with a pair of sunglasses perched at the end of her nose. The dartboard is gone, but there's now a target drawn on the ceiling, and Sarah is expertly flinging sharpened pencils at it, and needless to say is connecting more often than not.

There's a sign-up list on the board for teachers to report those going to this week's detention with the added note, "This week's detention to be run by crazyvampchick."

(no subject)

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The Chef comes into the kitchen wearing a football jersey (the Mountaineers cause the mun says so) and Das Schnitzel is wearing what looks like a Hooters uniform. She does fill out the orange shorts quite nicely.

Guud dey leettle-a lembs! Fur loonch tudey I'fe-a deceeded tu meke-a sume-a fuud thet yuoo vuoold nurmelly see-a et fuutbell perteees. Nu beer thuoogh, yuoo're-a gueeng tu hefe-a tu prufeede-a thet yuoorselff.

-Booffffelu Veengs (hut oor meeld)

-Cheeps und Deep!

-Peezza

-Hut Dugs

-Cheetus

Noo, gu celebrete-a vhetefer fuutbell gemes yuoo're-a plunneeng tu vetch thees veekend! Bork Bork Bork!

Speech Comm

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301--Interpersonal Communication

[Anyone more than 15-20 minutes late to class will find snacks, coffee, and soda. There is a tv set up, but the classroom is empty and there is shattered glass all over the floor by CJ's desk. Her lilies lay on the floor in the water and the broken glass.]

Introduction to World History to 1600 - #16

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Introduction to World History to 1600 (Terran)
Friday 1:00-3:00 pm

Seimei is sitting at his table, brush moving in quick motions as he wrote a cross the scroll. Even though he is lost in thought, he does gesture to the scroll on the wall behind him.

Discuss Genghis Kahn’s contributions to the Mongol people and the legacy he left behind after his death.

Gun Club meeting - Gun Range, 4pm

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Parker walks onto the range, her .Sig and Glock in their locked case, and makes sure everything is ready. She posts the following two notices, to be read by everyone who wants to participate:

( Ten Commandments of Firearms Safety )

and

DEA Agent shoots self during Gun Safety class

"Anyone who wants to break these rules? Can feel free to talk to our sponsor, Principal Connor, about it. John Connor suggested pin-shooting; anyone who wants to do that, sign up below."

She puts on her hearing protection, puts up a Dracula target, and starts shooting.

( OOC )

Wrestling Club, October 14

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::Ash stands in the gym with his clipboard in his metal hand, the real one holding an icepack to his jaw::

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! I'm not even sure who the hell is part of this club anymore.

Everybody, give me your name, and then I will announce fight pairing based on attendance. New technique instruction will begin next week, when I am no longer suffering from personal injuries. ::grumbles::

Names, NOW!

::taps his foot, impatiently::

Mathematics: All Classes: Friday 14.10.05

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Today I was thinking you could all have a look at this page and tell me what it says about the number you picked last time. If you cannot find your number, just pick something else that looks interesting. I expect the Advanced class will be able to to tell me themselves why the numbers they picked are special without any assisstance.


( cheat sheet for those of you in a hurry )

ooc: Hand much better! Yay!

Diplomacy

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We all have a big weekend a head of us... and even if you don't, I'll keep it simple.

Today's topic: What do you think are the ideal characteristics for an ambassador to have?

Ethics class, 8-10am Friday morning

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Tara leans against her desk, smiling as she watches the students come in. Some of the faces she recognises, and gives a nod. The room is filled with soft, comfortable chairs, which are positioned in a circle. Each chair has a wooden insert in one arm, to lean on while writing, and each wooden insert has a blank piece of paper on it.

When everyone has taken their seats, Tara begins.

( The Rules of Ethics Class )

( Structure and Grading )

( Teachers Assistants )

She smiles. "Alright, enough from me. Here's your first challenge: I want you to identify something you have done in the course of your life that another person might consider to be evil. I want you to explain to me why you did it, and whether you would make the same choices again if placed into a similar situation. You do not have to share this with your fellow students. Throw ideas around, talk about what different people consider evil, but write your final answers down on your piece of paper."

(Second challenge will be posted in the comments below. Discussion will be closed Thursday next week, for those who need to slowplay.)

Martial Arts Friday

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(OOC: Lateness I know. School then work. sorry.)

"Alright guys same as Wednesday, show me what you got." Beatrix says, she's feeling rather tired today and doesn't want to do too much. Two moves from each of you and then you can go."