Criminal Justice Class 10: Test 1

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[OOC: Everyone in the class (except Cam who is not officially in yet) must take this test or be dropped from the class. If you have no desire to actually do it, by all means, just comment saying that you took it. Class Info Link.]

*Tick is sitting at his desk. The tests are sitting on his desk. The students are to relocate a test to their desks, transcribe their answers, and return them to Tick's desk.*

Hello, students! Take your time with this test! It's pretty tough!

( The Test )

Language Classes, Thursday, Oct. 13

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Dream is brisk and businesslike today, dressed for class in his formal robes.

Hello.

Cat students: Here is a human-written handout on cat body language. Review it before you transform, and, once transformed, observe what the author has right and what he got wrong.

Languages of Europe: We're going to take a side trip from Europe and discuss Mexican Spanish today. Pay special attention to word use and vocabulary that differs from standard Spanish.

Remember that I am in the language lab after class should you need me.

Speech Comm

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 [On her desk is a vase with beautiful red calla lillies]


201--Speech

Please deliver your speeches to the class that were assigned on Tuesday.
*********************

301--Interpersonal Communication

Today, in our family unit, we are going to do a game. Please seperate yourselves into two groups. Gravitate toward who you feel would be a functional family member. Then discuss amongst yourselves the reasons you chose one another.




((ooc: Mun's day from hell...you guys are on your own...mostly))
((OOC: ETA--fortune favors the...me. One class cut short and the other cancelled Woohoo!))

TA Interviews

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[FLOCKED to carter_i_am 2ls_in_oneill sogothcally apocalypsesoon]

Mac smiles as all the TA Candidates walk into the Danger Room Shop. He gives them an application form with the following questions:

( The application form )

He also hands out...

( Reference Materials )

phases_of_kitty? I'm giving you TA status based on your ability to handle Shi'ar technology. You'll be the technical TA.

The rest of you? One of you will be dealing with students and if you want... coming up with class ideas.

[OOC: Look below for your Try-out link. Use the reference materials above for ideas. Feel free to play around with it and try and "MacGyver your way out of the situation I'm about to put you in]

Journalism Class - Thursday October 13

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Spider is sitting at his desk, watching the cat with morbid fascination as it brings him another frog. There are four of them on the desk already and judging by the noises created as it dives beneath one of the student desks, there will shortly be five. Distracted by the advent of his students, he waves a hand at them.

"As you know, Parent's Weekend is coming up. I've been informed that it's customary to have something to show your parents when they show up so that they're under the continued, mistaken impression that the money they're paying for your enrollment is actually being put to good use. Today I want to hear suggestions as to what sort of project the Journalism students could do in order to impress their collective parents, guardians, parole officers or 'other' when they arrive." Spider smiled maliciously at his students.

Rising to his feet, he went to the back of the classroom and leaned over the velvet rope separating the Newspaper section from the rest of the room and filled a cup with coffee. "Now, along those same lines, later today I'll be posting next week's homework assignment. As previously stated, this will be group projects and will require photographs. I'm thinking of groups of no more than four, unless we end up with an odd number, and I will," his eyes glinted as he looked over the top of his glasses, "fail anyone who does not contribute to the efforts of the group. Start working on your cooperation skills, kids. Your grade may depend on it."

Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #6

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::Ash sits in his chair, since his desk still isn't repaired from yesterday::

::There are no materials laid out for the class, but there is instructions on the board, as usual::

"Art isn't necessarily objects. Today, you will do something artistic in front of me and your fellow students. Don't be shy, knuckleheads!"

Biology Field Trip

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*Biology and interested Sociology students are taking a field trip to the local body farm today.*

Guidance, so there.

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*Death is In.

Her door is open.

There are cookies and tea, and comfy chairs.*

Thursday Office Hour

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She sits at her desk, headphones in. Reading her textbook, from time to time she closes her eyes and sings along...

just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know you're the one

[later]

Why can't I get just one kiss?
Why can't I get just one kiss?
Believe me,
Somethings I wouldn't miss
But I look at you pants and I need...


If any students come in, she'd be pleased to chat.

((ooc: free for the afternoon! Whee!))

History of the Ancient World - #11

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History of the Ancient World
Thursday 12:30-3:30 pm

Into the classroom, Seimei glides effortlessly, posting his scroll for the class discussion.

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Built by whom and for what purpose?

East Asian History - #16

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East Asian History
Thursday 6:00-8:00 pm

"Today, you are my guinea pig class," Seimei said as he glided into the room. Mitsumushi was behind him carrying a DVD case. She began to mess around with the AV equipment set at the front of the class and the blue screen faded to the DVD, beginning its spin up to the menu.

“The movie we will watch today is called Sword in the Moon.. Some of the scenes can be quite graphic and is not for the squeamish. You are excused from viewing if such bothers you.” His fan gestured toward the blackboard where there is no discussion question posted. “No discussion question for today, save for talk of the movie, which is simply for your enjoyment.”


(ooc: If your character is squeamish, make sure you still comment as such, so you get credit for at least being here.)

SOC 201: Criminology Oct. 13th

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For those of you just coming back from the Body Farm field trip, grab a bottle of lemon juice and hit the showers. I will be doing the same.

We will then begin class, please share your experiences at the Body Farm, and if you were unable to attend please ask questions of your classmates.

For next class, please study this handout.



[OOC: NO HAVING PORNFESTS IN THE LOCKER ROOM OMG. Peeping, towel snapping, and general tomfoolery allowed. Also, I haven't been able to restore mrsvandekamp's posting access, sorry for the delay Europeans! Go to class HERE for today. Thanks.]

Charlie Eppes: Open Office: Thursday 13.11

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Charlie is amusing himself by going through the list he made over the students favorite numbers yesterday, and scribbling down various comments on what makes the numbers interesting.

He wouldn't mind being interrupted.


(ooc: arm still hurts like sonofabitch so I'm typing one handed. also at work. so slow replies. *nods* but Charlie would love to talk to you.)

(no subject)

[swerval_zero]

*Still smelling vaguely like the library after Zombie Weekend, armed with a dish in one hand and a printout of a chunk of the catalogue in the other, Zero bravely and boldly ventures into Special Collections*

Julian? I--I don' know if you're back here, but I brought you some chicken. *in a small, worried voice* It's poached?

*sets the dish down and heads off in search of sekrit books*

Quantum Physics 305: Thursday 13 October

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[The Doctor is relatively happy today, all things considered. He smells faintly of Earl Grey and hand soap, and he's brought coffee, tea, and cocoa for the seminar.]

All right, class...I need your papers from last week. Ms Ivanova, you have an extra week to do the assignment, but I expect it to be done, and done well. I have confidence in your abilities.

[From the corridor comes the sound of someone singing 'Sultans of Swing' by Dire Straits. And the guitar parts. Badly. The Doctor quietly shuts the door, but he's started humming.]

In 123, we were discussing timeline divergence, and I think the topic is interesting and extensive enough to be brought up a level. Tell me about alternate universes you may or may not have experienced, tell me about events in history you think are sufficient divergence points. [Doo doo doo do do do DO DO comes faintly from the hall] Er...share, talk to each other.

And for next week, I expect a written review of a fictional work (you can find plenty in the library) that discusses parallel or alternate universes. Does the concept seem at all realistic in the work? Why or why not?

Governments

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If you hae not selected a government role, today is the last day to pick. For next week your assignment is to turn in an outline on the paper. If you do not turn one in, I will take off one letter grade from the final grade of the paper.

Today should be interesting. We are going to go over chapter 4: Dictatorships: When Few Rule the Many.

*downs an aspirin in advance*

Celtic Studies classes for Thursday

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The classroom is empty and a large sign is hung from the moose's neck. It reads:

CELT 100:
Tha cleaschad agaibh ri dhol.
You have practice to do.


CELT 120:
Read the excerpt from La Morte D'Arthur in preparation for next class, when we will have a guest speaker.

- Camulus

There is a pile of handouts for the Gaelic students and a dictionary at hand, as well as a sign-in sheet.

[[OOC: Last minute attack of RL. See you guys tomorrow.]]

(no subject)

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*Anya heads down the hallway to Dean Bristow's office*

Deep Thoughts Club

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Anakin sat in Professor Ted's classroom and waited to see who else might show up for the informational meeting of the Emo Brooders Deep Thoughts Club.

He snacked on one of the Twinkies left over from the day's music classes. A sugar high might not lead to deep thoughts, but it's hard to resist the siren call of yellow cake and cream.

Philosophy classroom: office hours, Thursday morning

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Tara is in her office, and available to talk to students. There are dark rings under her eyes, and she yawns occasionally, as she sips what smells like peppermint tea.

Starting a Small Business

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Hey gang!

Okay, first things first. I need you all to make sure you sign the attendance sheet and then I need each pair to let me know the name of their business.

:after that's all taken care of:

Did everyone read the handouts on budgets from last week? [ooc: no, I didn't have the link up last week - sorry!]


Now, the most important thing to know about budgets is that budgeting prepares for the future and foresees problems before they occur. However, you need to keep in mind that you won't always be able to forsee a problem.

For example, last week at my inn? Sookie, our chef, accidentally caught the stove on fire. The wall behind the stove was damaged. There was no way to predict that would happen. But, we were prepared because we had insurance coverage.

There are a lot of things you need to include in a budget, some that you may not think of right away. Your homework for next week is to work with your partner on a basic budget for your business.


[ooc: I'm going to make "pretty comment threads" like some of the other profs have been doing]

Music 101 - Thursday

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Dudes! Babes! Dudes and babes!

I MAY have had a little too much sugar this morning. Have you dudes, like, ever tried to eat Twinkies through your nose? *twitches uncontrollably for a moment, then returns to normal* Ever tried to do six of them in a row? Yeah, uh, I do NOT recommend trying it.

At least not during class. *empties bucket of junk food onto King Arthur's Round Table for the student-dudes to eat*

I hope you all had a most excellent Homecoming. I don't remember most any of it, but I've been told it was a totally outrageous party! OH. And if any of you dudes want backstage passes to a Wyld Stallyns' concert, leave me a voicemail and a Twinkie and you've got it dudes. And babes. Anything for my most triumphant students!

So. Class stuff. I don't feel so good today, because of the sugar and the headbanging and spending most of the morning trying to balance a guitar on my nose, so I'm gonna hand the class over to Professor Ludwig van Beethoven! All the way from.. uh.. where are you from again, dude?

Beethoven: *can't hear Ted, so looks around the room absently until he spots a keyboard. Beethoven perks up, hurries over and starts playing some most excellent classical music.*

Yeah! Listen to Professor Beethoven. If you need to ask him a question, wave at him or throw something soft at him. Hard stuff hurts, dudes. Talk about classical stuff and why it's cool!

Don't forget to sign the attendance sheet for yourself and for your slacker friends who didn't show up. That's what friends are for.

Homework: For next week, research music videos. I know the school gets VH1 and other music-type channels. But don't bother with MTV. MTV sucks now dudes. Watch some music videos and come ready to talk about anything that catches your eye!


( Class Roster )

People Out Of The Class:
sharon_valerii
nightsmoonchild
joan_not_jane
(just voicemail me if you want back in, dudes, otherwise I won't bug you anymore)

People Who Have Missed 2 Classes:
lauraholt
lane_drums
(come baaaack!)

Band Practice - Thursday

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By the time Music 101 is over, Ted is asleep under the keyboard, snoring loudly after having come down from a killer sugar high. Professor Beethoven is still around and writes neatly on the board in the English he has learned from Bill and Ted.

"Please separate into your most triumphant bands and decide what you would like to play for the end of semester Battle of the Bands. You have two weeks to decide, dudes."

He then signs it 'L. van Beethoven.'

[OOC: Guys, this class requires participation and interaction for it to operate. It isn't going to work if only a few people show up, so please try to at least give some input when decisions need to be made. Once you've got your song chosen, you can just pretend you've practiced during the week and progressively get better. I'll throw in some fun twists once this part is done. Maybe even a field trip and more guest teachers to interact with.]



Pool of Leaves
___lily_evans_ Lily E - lead vocals
nightsmoonchild Oz - lead guitar [1]
lane_drums Lane - drums
lauraholt Laura - piano [1]
iwasawesome Lilly K - bass (needs to be taught)
(Jeff has been AWOL for too long, so has been dropped)

Burning Record
teenage_twin Murphy - lead vocals [1]
teen_twin Connor - lead vocals [1]
soniabelmont Sonia - violin [1]
psycho_barbie Callisto - percussion (needs to be taught) [1]

Blissfully Ignorant
the4thsister Paige - lead vocals [1]
wannabelawyer Lindsey - lead guitar [1]
fullmetal_havoc Jean - piano
(Caroline has been put up for adoption, so is out for now)