Criminal Justice Class 10: Test 1

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Everyone in the class (except Cam who is not officially in yet) must take this test or be dropped from the class. If you have no desire to actually do it, by all means, just comment saying that you took it. Class Info Link.]

*Tick is sitting at his desk. The tests are sitting on his desk. The students are to relocate a test to their desks, transcribe their answers, and return them to Tick's desk.*

Hello, students! Take your time with this test! It's pretty tough!

1. Multiple Choice: Crime is _____.
a) Good b) Bad c) Spoon d) None of the above

2. Short Answer: Who wrote Justinian's Corpus Iuris Civilis?

3. Fill In The Blank: _____ is your best weapon.

4. Short Essay: How is crime like a polar bear?

5. Hypothetical Situation Short Essay: A thief steals $20 from a man. That man, now without any money, wanders around for a while and eventually decides to rob somebody else for train fare. By random chance, he ends up robbing the thief who took his money, but there was only $10 left to steal of the original $20. If you were an officer and one of the men complained to you about being robbed, what would you do?

EXTRA CREDIT: Finish the following metaphor: This test is...

Comments

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((Crime is Spoon. Yes.))

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: You, sir, are wrong. Tick can't have a word that means "crime" as his battlecry!]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I have no idea why I'm not doing this class. Curses!]

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Sign up, man. I did this week cause some of my teachers disappeared. We can totally do the assignment Cam got from the Tick together and turn it into a little show or something.))

[sparkplugfelix.livejournal.com]

((I know not, for it is the BEST class EVER.))

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Neither do I! Egads, sign up!

Crap. I'm saying "egads" OOC now. Not long before I start saying it out loud at work...]

Best Test Ever

[brambless.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *wants to take test, even though she's a teacher.*

*wonders if logic stop The Tick her when it comes to The Tick*

*compromises by just answering one question*

4. Short Essay: How is crime like a polar bear?
Crime is a Polar Bear because it hides in the Snow of Corruption, ready to Pounce upon the Unwary and gobble the Baby Seals of Innocence and Trust with a hunger that can never be sated.]

Re: Best Test Ever

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed. Are you sure you're not a superhero?

Re: Best Test Ever

[can_be_more]

OOC: re: 4:

...

Damn, you're good.

Re: Best Test Ever

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Wow. If I didn't know better, I'd swear that I had written that. Excellent capitalization, some whacked imagery, the word "gobble," and the phrase "with a hunger that can never be sated." Wow. Keen +, well done. Marry me?]

[can_be_more]

1. B, C, D (A polar bear, like a fuzzy bunny plate.)

2. ... Justinian?

3. Anything. Especially spoons.

4. I told you, like a fuzzy bunny plate! And crime is not LIKE anything, because that is a... simile? So crime IS a polar bear. *learned something*

5. Lock them both in a room and let them sort themselves out, because they're obviously both idiots. Whoever's alive at the end is jailed.

EXTRA CREDIT: Not as bad as I thought it would be.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

OOC: *Loves* your Aeryn

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

1. B, C, D (A polar bear, like a fuzzy bunny plate.)


2. ... Justinian?


3. Anything. Especially spoons.


4. I told you, like a fuzzy bunny plate! And crime is not LIKE anything, because that is a... simile? So crime IS a polar bear. *learned something*


5. Lock them both in a room and let them sort themselves out, because they're obviously both idiots. Whoever's alive at the end is jailed.


EXTRA CREDIT: Not as bad as I thought it would be.

[sparkplugfelix.livejournal.com]

1. b
2. Justinian
3. The truth
4. It hibernates beneath the ice of the city, waiting for the moment to wake and maul an unsuspecting victim. Much like the Cylons waited and bided their time until they turned against the Colonies and destroyed thousands of lives.
5. Point out that at least he had ten dollars to spend, then ask if he'd like a doughnut.

This test is making me tirednot as long as I was expecting.

[ooc: can I go back to bed now? PS. I swear I didn't read the other replies before writing my essay.]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

1. b


2. Justinian


3. The truth


4. It hibernates beneath the ice of the city, waiting for the moment to wake and maul an unsuspecting victim. Much like the Cylons waited and bided their time until they turned against the Colonies and destroyed thousands of lives.


5. Point out that at least he had ten dollars to spend, then ask if he'd like a doughnut.


This test is not as long as I was expecting.




[OOC: Sorry to see you leaving the game!]

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

1: d)
2: A. Nonymous
3: Running away
4: It's really hard to see at night in a snowstorm in Antarctica
5: Since probably whichever one complained about being robbed didn't mention that they previously/subsequently robbed someone themselves, I would proceed without all the necessary information and arrest and throw the robber into jail without trial. And feed him bread and water. No, bread and Kool-aid.
6: ...way too damn early in the morning.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

1: d)


2: A. Nonymous


3: Running away


4: It's really hard to see at night in a snowstorm in Antarctica


5: Since probably whichever one complained about being robbed didn't mention that they previously/subsequently robbed someone themselves, I would proceed without all the necessary information and arrest and throw the robber into jail without trial. And feed him bread and water. No, bread and Kool-aid.


6: ...way too damn early in the morning.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

1. c) Spoon!

2. I'm gonna turn on my super desperation test bullshitter mode and guess: "Justinian"?

3. Deception

4. It can come springing up upon you out of nowhere, even in the middle of a semi-tropical jungle!

5. Laugh. A lot.

EXTRA CREDIT: Over!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

1. c) Spoon!


2. Justinian


3. Deception


4. It can come springing up upon you out of nowhere, even in the middle of a semi-tropical jungle!


5. Laugh. A lot.


EXTRA CREDIT: Over!

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

1. Multiple Choice: Crime is _____.
d) None of the above, because none of those words are appropriately condemning.

2. Short Answer: Who wrote Justinian's Corpus Iuris Civilis?
Justinian, perhaps?

3. Fill In The Blank: _____ is your best weapon.
The fact that I am so damned pretty

4. Short Essay: How is crime like a polar bear?
If one has never been to the North Pole, nor read books about the North Pole, nor seen photographic evidence, or if one has no familiarity whatsoever with Earth creatures, one may not believe that a polar bear exists. It is important to have facts and evidence as proof to support the existence of polar bears, in the event that one is tasked with convincing a non-polar bear-believer of their existence.

[OOC: Am SO sorry I missed this yesterday, in between work badness and unexpected trips to the doctor.]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Don't worry about it. I'm pretty lenient, if you hadn't noticed. And RL trumps all.

You are missing #5, though.]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I'm holding off on "grading" your test until you fill in answer #5: Hypothetical Situation Short Essay: A thief steals $20 from a man. That man, now without any money, wanders around for a while and eventually decides to rob somebody else for train fare. By random chance, he ends up robbing the thief who took his money, but there was only $10 left to steal of the original $20. If you were an officer and one of the men complained to you about being robbed, what would you do?]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

1. d) None of the above, because none of those words are appropriately condemning.


2. Justinian, perhaps?


3. The fact that I am so damned pretty


4. If one has never been to the North Pole, nor read books about the North Pole, nor seen photographic evidence, or if one has no familiarity whatsoever with Earth creatures, one may not believe that a polar bear exists. It is important to have facts and evidence as proof to support the existence of polar bears, in the event that one is tasked with convincing a non-polar bear-believer of their existence.


5) Turn him over to the press-gangs for the next forced conscription.

[phases-of-kitty.livejournal.com]

[ooc: sorry for the lateness! I saw it when first posted but got distracted by RL and totally forgot.]

1) Crime is (b)Bad.
2) Corpus Iuris Civilis was assembled by committee under the direction of Byzantine Emperor Justinian I.
3) My mind is my best weapon.
4) Crime is like a polar bear because even if it looks harmless and sweet, it's still dangerous to mess with.
5) Assuming I had the whole story and reason to believe it, it would depend which man complained to me. If it were the first thief, I'd arrest him. The second - I'd probably let him go, if he was apologetic. Though I'd tell him that he should've come to me in the first place, because being robbed does not justify robbing someone else, and if he'd robbed anyone but the original thief, he would've been in a lot of trouble.

[phases-of-kitty.livejournal.com]

And extra credit: This test is the garnish on the plate of Criminal Justice studies.