fandomhigh | Criminal Justice Class 10: Test 1

[OOC: Everyone in the class (except Cam who is not officially in yet) must take this test or be dropped from the class. If you have no desire to actually do it, by all means, just comment saying that you took it. Class Info Link.]

*Tick is sitting at his desk. The tests are sitting on his desk. The students are to relocate a test to their desks, transcribe their answers, and return them to Tick's desk.*

Hello, students! Take your time with this test! It's pretty tough!

1. Multiple Choice: Crime is _____.
a) Good b) Bad c) Spoon d) None of the above

2. Short Answer: Who wrote Justinian's Corpus Iuris Civilis?

3. Fill In The Blank: _____ is your best weapon.

4. Short Essay: How is crime like a polar bear?

5. Hypothetical Situation Short Essay: A thief steals $20 from a man. That man, now without any money, wanders around for a while and eventually decides to rob somebody else for train fare. By random chance, he ends up robbing the thief who took his money, but there was only $10 left to steal of the original $20. If you were an officer and one of the men complained to you about being robbed, what would you do?

EXTRA CREDIT: Finish the following metaphor: This test is...

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[ooc: *wants to take test, even though she's a teacher.*

*wonders if logic stop ~~The Tick~~ her when it comes to The Tick*

*compromises by just answering one question*

4. Short Essay: How is crime like a polar bear?
Crime is a Polar Bear because it hides in the Snow of Corruption, ready to Pounce upon the Unwary and gobble the Baby Seals of Innocence and Trust with a hunger that can never be sated.]

I'm impressed. Are you sure you're not a superhero?

[ooc: Shhh, you'll give away my secret identity!

*Mun proudly displays cape and mortar board hat.* I am Research Girl!]

*Tara shakes her head.* "I'm the hero's backup singer."

[OOC: But would you like to be a superhero? Because there may or may-not be a way to make Tara one. Mostly the may.]

[OOC: I don't think she'd be comfortable with being a superhero, but I think she'd be very happy to be a sidekick. ~~Her kicks are actually quite good. Dance, not martial arts.~~ Mun would love any opportunity to play with the C.R.A.C.K. fun.]

[Well, Rory's a sidekick there so...

Wanna get recruited?]

[Yes. Yesyesyesyes! Um, *cough* sure.]

[Link me to your voicemail real quick please. *Is lazy but has manners*]

[here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/brambless/459.html)]

OOC: re: 4:

...

Damn, you're good.

[OOC: Wow. If I didn't know better, I'd swear that I had written that. Excellent capitalization, some whacked imagery, the word "gobble," and the phrase "with a hunger that can never be sated." Wow. Keen +, well done. ~~Marry me?~~]

[OOC: *giggle* Thank you. I couldn't resist. ~~In a heartbeat.~~]

[Bet you never saw that one coming!]

[Tara and The Tick: An Origami Love Story]

[Like all great love stories, it all started with a paper turtle playing a banjo...]

[But what song was it playing? They can dance to it at their wedding. *pictures The Tick wearing a tuxedo over his blue spandex. Giggles*]

[I believe it was playing "Ride of the Valkyries." On a banjo. Such an ambitious little turtle.]

[*is laughing too hard to type*]

(I will totally pay money for this wedding to happen. New OTP!!!1)

[and they can have it at the ~~Petting~~ Plotting Zoo, and all the origami animals can come, and The Tick's Plotypus can play with the Tara's half-camel (the front half)]

OOC: Omg, I feel like I'm on drugs just reading that.

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[I want to say so many bad things about that icon you have no idea.]

*smirks*