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[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

The Chef comes into the kitchen wearing a football jersey (the Mountaineers cause the mun says so) and Das Schnitzel is wearing what looks like a Hooters uniform. She does fill out the orange shorts quite nicely.

Guud dey leettle-a lembs! Fur loonch tudey I'fe-a deceeded tu meke-a sume-a fuud thet yuoo vuoold nurmelly see-a et fuutbell perteees. Nu beer thuoogh, yuoo're-a gueeng tu hefe-a tu prufeede-a thet yuoorselff.

-Booffffelu Veengs (hut oor meeld)

-Cheeps und Deep!

-Peezza

-Hut Dugs

-Cheetus

Noo, gu celebrete-a vhetefer fuutbell gemes yuoo're-a plunneeng tu vetch thees veekend! Bork Bork Bork!

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[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[Despite being staff, the Doctor steals some Cheetus. ((For his mun, who loves them.))

He is wearing the Scottish National Team long sleeve kit jersey (http://www.thescotlandcollection.co.uk/acatalog/2-Home_shirt.jpg). Best not to ask him how he got it, nor to argue the semantics of the word 'football'.))

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

"Mm, hot dogs. Can I have one? They tase yummy."

WTF

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Having just been Rovered^TM into the cafeteria pantry (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dean_bristow/5756.html?thread=123260#t123260), Vala finds herself face to face with a chicken in a Hooters outfit.

And if that isn't enough to knock someone to their senses, what is?