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fandomhigh2005-10-14 11:10 am
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The Chef comes into the kitchen wearing a football jersey (the Mountaineers cause the mun says so) and Das Schnitzel is wearing what looks like a Hooters uniform. She does fill out the orange shorts quite nicely.
Guud dey leettle-a lembs! Fur loonch tudey I'fe-a deceeded tu meke-a sume-a fuud thet yuoo vuoold nurmelly see-a et fuutbell perteees. Nu beer thuoogh, yuoo're-a gueeng tu hefe-a tu prufeede-a thet yuoorselff.
-Booffffelu Veengs (hut oor meeld)
-Cheeps und Deep!
-Peezza
-Hut Dugs
-Cheetus
Noo, gu celebrete-a vhetefer fuutbell gemes yuoo're-a plunneeng tu vetch thees veekend! Bork Bork Bork!
Guud dey leettle-a lembs! Fur loonch tudey I'fe-a deceeded tu meke-a sume-a fuud thet yuoo vuoold nurmelly see-a et fuutbell perteees. Nu beer thuoogh, yuoo're-a gueeng tu hefe-a tu prufeede-a thet yuoorselff.
-Booffffelu Veengs (hut oor meeld)
-Cheeps und Deep!
-Peezza
-Hut Dugs
-Cheetus
Noo, gu celebrete-a vhetefer fuutbell gemes yuoo're-a plunneeng tu vetch thees veekend! Bork Bork Bork!
WTF
Having just been RoveredTM into the cafeteria pantry (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dean_bristow/5756.html?thread=123260#t123260), Vala finds herself face to face with a chicken in a Hooters outfit.
And if that isn't enough to knock someone to their senses, what is?