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somethingwithturquoise"Saddle up, you guys!" said Summer, way too cheerfully for this hour of the day and the fact that they were gathered at the portalocity office, meaning that there was going to be a field trip that she was clearly incredibly excited for, but don't worry! She'll get to just why she was so excited in her very next breath. "We're going to the penis museum!" [links all NSFW, if you couldn't tell}
She paused just enough for people to question if they'd heard that right before forging right ahead. "Hope you're not feeling too much like a prude, because we're headed to Iceland, where the Icelandic Phallogical Museum will open its doors and allow us to purview, peruse, and ponder its collection of over three-hundred penises from more than one-hundred species, ranging from the 67 inch front tip of a blue whale to the 2 millimeter baculum of a hamster that can only be seen with the aid of a magnifying glass! There's even specimens, allegedly, from elves and trolls, which, according to Icelandic folklore, are actually invisible, so, you know, that's hilarious. There's also a ton of penis-themed art, and the whole thing got started when the guy who started the thing got interested in all things penii when given a bullwhip made out of an actual bull's dong when he was just a kid, apparently. But what am I doing just talking about it to to you guys when we can just see for ourselves?"
If anyone asked, she was going to blame Stark for sending her down a dildo cozy rabbit hole earlier that week.
"Seriously, though," Summer added, before they went through the portal, "if this sort of thing makes you genuinely uncomfortable, I'd understand if you want to sit this one out, but, at the same time, do you really want to miss a school-sanctioned field trip to a penis museum?"
Not that she was judging, or anything! She was taking her class to a penis museum in the first place, she clearly had no idea what it was like to have shame or decency!
She paused just enough for people to question if they'd heard that right before forging right ahead. "Hope you're not feeling too much like a prude, because we're headed to Iceland, where the Icelandic Phallogical Museum will open its doors and allow us to purview, peruse, and ponder its collection of over three-hundred penises from more than one-hundred species, ranging from the 67 inch front tip of a blue whale to the 2 millimeter baculum of a hamster that can only be seen with the aid of a magnifying glass! There's even specimens, allegedly, from elves and trolls, which, according to Icelandic folklore, are actually invisible, so, you know, that's hilarious. There's also a ton of penis-themed art, and the whole thing got started when the guy who started the thing got interested in all things penii when given a bullwhip made out of an actual bull's dong when he was just a kid, apparently. But what am I doing just talking about it to to you guys when we can just see for ourselves?"
If anyone asked, she was going to blame Stark for sending her down a dildo cozy rabbit hole earlier that week.
"Seriously, though," Summer added, before they went through the portal, "if this sort of thing makes you genuinely uncomfortable, I'd understand if you want to sit this one out, but, at the same time, do you really want to miss a school-sanctioned field trip to a penis museum?"
Not that she was judging, or anything! She was taking her class to a penis museum in the first place, she clearly had no idea what it was like to have shame or decency!