Phys Ed; Thursday, First Period [12/21].

[sword_chocobro]

When the class came into the gym that morning, they'd find Gladio ready to go with a large red rubber ball in his hands. "You know," he said, "when I do these gym classes, I kind of like to do dodgeball for the last class, but, well, since it's almost Christmas, it seemed a little too far removed from the holiday spirit and I've decided we'll go with a less cutthroat final class instead."

Besides, this was quite possibly one of the less cutthroat classes he'd ever had. Unless you got Nell worked up into the right headspace, anyway.

"So we're doing some kickball instead. Obviously, there's not enough of us to really do teams, so we'll just take turns as pitcher and kicker and various field positions, and hopefully just have a good time for our last class. I'll go over the basics and the rules and how to play while you guys start getting stretched out, we'll do a quick lap around the gym to get out blood pumping, and then it's game on."

Sam Eagle Presents: The Weird States of America, Thursday 12/

[but_mostly_america]

“Welcome to your final class and your final exam, students!”

You didn’t think Sam Eagle would let an opportunity for a formal, written assessment pass him by, did you?

“Today you shall be ranking the 50 states from the least weird to the weirdest! You shall also be explaining your reasoning. Points will not be given for creativity. I do not reward such things. I reward facts and logic!”

So…don’t have fun with that.

Library, Thursday 12/21

[noonedecidesmyfate]

Belle was not going to ask how or why there was a rickshaw in the library. Belle was not going to ask why there were gremlins seated in it. Belle was definitely not going to question the gremlins as to their intentions or what songs it was they were listening to.

Belle, instead, was going to to focus on the very nice display of books about solstice traditions that had appeared. Some of this was very interesting and many of the books had lovely photographs.

Ass-Kicking 101, Thursday, 3rd Period

[needsacatchphrase]

The Danger Shop might have looked vaguely familiar to some of the class, as the Jello lava from the summer had made a triumphant return, along with what looked suspiciously like a fighting ring.

Because it was.

And some theme music playing for the class to really get them pumped for this.

"Did you add the music?" Jane asked under her breath.

Cara had not, but that wasn't stopping her from acting like she'd totally expected that. "Now comes the time to see how much you've learned," she declared. "In the most practical way possible."

Sure, practical, let's go with that.

"With a battle royale," Jane added, totally looking fierce about it too. Big rawr energy.

"The rules are simple," Cara said. "You end up in the lava, you're out. Last person standing wins."