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Sam Eagle ([personal profile] but_mostly_america) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2023-12-21 09:00 am

Sam Eagle Presents: The Weird States of America, Thursday 12/

“Welcome to your final class and your final exam, students!”

You didn’t think Sam Eagle would let an opportunity for a formal, written assessment pass him by, did you?

“Today you shall be ranking the 50 states from the least weird to the weirdest! You shall also be explaining your reasoning. Points will not be given for creativity. I do not reward such things. I reward facts and logic!”

So…don’t have fun with that.
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Charlie 'Christmas Bells' Gale
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[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-12-21 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Charlie listed the states in alphabetical order. Ish. And some of the states might have been made up to get her to fifty. Hey, she was Canadian! And her reasons, well, most of them were made up too. Including Arizona having a giant canyon running through it for no reason and South Carolina cheating by naming itself after North Carolina. East Virginia, of course, was the only one starting with E and often had pie fights with West Virginia. And it went on from there.