The Art of Napping, Extreme Edition; Monday, Second Period [05/30].

[sake_shinigami]

"There's a common phrase," Shunsui greeted his collection of nappers without preamble or pretext that morning, as they met for their next slumbering adventure, "that says birds of a feather flock together, and I imagine that extends to napping together, too ♥. Now, as far as I can tell, none of us here today are birds...please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong ♥...but, today, we shall be sleeping like them ♥. Perhaps not exactly at such great heights as we did last week, of course...this one is more about style over anything else ♥."

And, with that, he invited them all to make their way through the portal, which would whisk them across the country to California, where their human nests awaited!

Catching up on Pop Culture, 3rd period

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

"Today is a holiday," Jon told the students. "One in America, and a different one in Britain. I thought today we should go over modern holidays, so those of you not from here can understand what they are."

He passed out pages to everyone showing US holidays. "Today is Memorial Day, a day for remembering military members fallen in the line of duty. A good number of holidays are either religious or military. Today, however, we'll be looking at some other holidays." He passed out another list. "These are varying degrees of celebrated, but they're worth knowing, particularly if you're spending time online. We've just passed Towel Day, a celebration of a particular series of books and radio plays that claim a towel is the most massively useful thing a person can carry. So today we're going to have towels," he passed out those as well, "and discuss their potential uses and usefulness. And if you have any questions about the other holidays on the list, we can cover those as well."

Paintball!, Monday, May 30, 2022

[heroic_jawline]

The teachers had put up a hasty sign by the normal obstacle course:

Due to Memorial Day, both teachers have prior engagements. Please accept our apologies and we'll see you next week!

Disaster! Or Opportunity, Actually? [Monday, 1st Period]

[jedigrammarians]

Since it was a warm enough morning, class was being held outside today, where Aphra and Isabela looked far too pleased with themselves.

"So, I imagine most of you had a fairly unpleasant Thursday," Isabela started them off. "At least if you didn't find more productive ways of using your mouth."

"Yeah, it pretty much blew and sucked," Aphra said, then waited a moment for Isabela to stop giggling and get over herself. "But it brings up the issue of truth and lies and how they're actually a lot trickier than they seem. So we're gonna have a little exercise. Each of you is going to flip a coin, heads you can only tell the truth, tails you have to lie, and everyone has to figure out if your classmates are lying or not while you try to trick them into guessing wrong."

"To make things a bit easier for our liars you are allowed to be honest about the blatantly obvious, since it's a dead giveaway if someone asks if you're a ten foot fall purple Qunari and you answer yes," Isabela said. "And truth tellers are encouraged to be as misleading as possible while not actually lying."

"After all, quite a lot of things a true from a certain point of view."