Weaponry; Wednesday, Second Period [03/30].

[died8yearsago]

This was either the worst idea ever or the best idea ever, and there was only one way to find out, and that was to just get the class started. And Rosa, knowing she'd be in a much better state of mind to handle a bunch of weapons and teenagers, was actually fronting the class today, which meant it was going to be short, it was going be sweet, and they were going to get right to the fun part.

Which might also be the part some of these kids (and her co-teacher, she suspected) were going to need.

"Explosives!" Rosa announced cheerfully (especially for her), with a gesture toward the random collection of various bombs, grenades, Molotov cocktails, and a lot of other things that might put the person writing this on a list if they went into more detail. "AKA blowing shit up! Not always the most tactical of weapons, but definitely some of the most fun. And very, very satisfying. Typically also very dangerous, especially when you're in a state of elevated distraction....which I'm sure none of you are dealing with right now at all, right?" Look at that, Rosa was actually grinning, because someone was enjoying this all way, way too much. "Which is to say, don't try this at home. But in case you're stupid enough to disregard that and repeat anything here outside of a controled environment where you won't blow off your own fucking head, I am going over a few safety thngs, try to pay at least a little bit of attention. otherwise I totally get to laugh at you when you eventually lose a hand."

Don't worry, she'll keep it brief. She wants to get to blowing things up just as much as you guys do.

Great Legends of Hyrule; Wednesday, Third Period [03/30].

[in_sidon_we_trust]

There were certainly benefits to having been a Fandom High student yourself and for long enough to know the familiar beats of certain events; it also helped that Sidon had the whole being a prince thing under his belt as a convenient excuse to not only head home for most of the week, but also to arrange things for the students for a well time and respiteful field trip! It was, after all, practically a tradition for some.

So the class was instructed to meet at Portalocity that day, and he met them there with his usual big grin. "I may have eluded," he began, "earlier in the semester that there may be some trips to Hyrule to enhance the whole Hylian legendary experience, and I have a feeling..." Here, he couldn't help throwing them all a very knowing wink, because he'd been very much in their positions himself, once upon a time!, "...that today would be an excellent day for such a trip! Let us get away from the island for a bit and into my own home of Zora's Domain! Come along, then, let's not waste another moment, there will be much to see and do!"

With that, then, he lead the class through the portal, which would whisk them away to the Ne'ez Yohma Shrine nestled underneath the main courtyard of the magnificent Domain. There was a light rain falling over them, but it was refreshingly cool and made the blue stones of the intricately designed structure, as well as the surrounding Lanayru Mountains glitter and shine in a truly spellbinding way.

"Welcome to Zora's Domain!" Sidon declared, opening his arms out enthusiastically and welcomingly. "Please, feel free to look around, visit with my people. Since our time today is short, I unfortunately must ask you to remain here in the Domain itself. The mountains and the waterfalls around here are especially beautiful and enticeing, but there has been an increase of monsters in the area lately, and I should not wish to see any of you put at risk, either! But there is no lack of things to experience here within the safety of the Domain! So please! Explore! Ask questions! Find yourself a souvenier or two!

"But," he added, with a lift of his finger as if to seem authoratitive and pre-emptively reprimanding, although the effect was spoiled by his grin, "please meet back here, in the main courtyard, here in front of this statue," he gestured to the statue at the center as if it could possibly be missed, "a little later. Because there is definitely a legend here that must be heard, and I can think of no better place to share it than right here! So go explore, ask me questions if you have any, or, better yet!, ask my fellow Zora! They simply adore visitors from Fandom," well, most of them under the age of 200 did, anyway!, "and will be more than happy to help. But, if there are no intitial questions, I'll see you all back here in short order!"

Bakineering, Wednesday, March 30, 2022

[heroic_jawline]

The classroom today didn't have its normal attention to detail, and the Roombas were happily zooming all over the floors as everyone arrived. "Today we're making really elaborate, um, fruit baskets," Steve said as the teachers came in two minutes late to class.

"Or we would be, but the delivery service only brought bananas," Tony said, frowning at the supplies they had in the center of the room.

Just so many kinds of bananas.

"So let's regroup," Steve said, making a face at the bananas as well. The phallic, phallic bananas.

"Just...let your mind wander and make something with bananas."

Steven. Why would you encourage teenagers to let their minds wander this week?

"And chocolate!" Tony added. "We also have chocolate."

Which would help, right?

In no way would this help. "So, um, get started," Steve said, wandering over and grabbing a banana. He was hungry!

Intro to Mechanical Engineering - Wednesday, 1st Period

[notagoose]

Goose had forgotten what this week had been like and as soon as he started to realise what was going on, he decided to handwavily return home for a few days and made it back just in time for his class. He had been tempted to just stay at home for the week but knew that he should at least attempt to have his class, even if all he was planning for the lesson was to have a movie day.

“So we’re going to have a movie day today,” he announced, “we’re going to be watching a movie about a medical engineer who gets stranded in space and has to make it back to Earth,”

He wasn’t sure if this was going to help with the students focusing but it was better than him to trying to give a lecture on mechanical engineering right now.