The History of the Zora; Monday, Fourth Period [08/09].

[in_sidon_we_trust]

There was another drawing on the board again that week, a sketch that wasn't very good by any stretch of the imagination, but one that Sidon was clearly still very proud of, and, really, you could at least tell that it was some sort of elephant-shaped mechanical creature, its trunk lifted to spout a fountain of water into the air. Honestly, that recognition alone made it one of Sidon's finest drawings yet! Could you really blame him for being so proud?

"Hello, again, my eager Zora Historians!" he greeted with the same excitement and energy that one could come to expect from him on any given day, although if anyone were to notice a small thread of uncharacteristic restraint in his disposition, they would not be wrong. "Today, we are talking about a very important part of modern Zora history, which is actually a part of ancient Hylian technology, that ties into events that are still affecting my world in the present time. It is impossible to venture into Zora's Domain without feeling her considerable and formitable presence, as well as the weight of what she represents, and that, my friends, is none other than the Divine Beast Vah Ruta!"

( The Divine Beast Vah Ruta. )

With that, as he finished his tale, Sidon was quiet once more. Of course he knew that this topic, important as it was for the class, was going to be a little difficult to get through, but he certainyl didn't want the heavy feelings that pressed into his chest spoil anyone's day with meloncholy. So he finished with another smile, his expression going hopeful and encouraging.

"So!" he said, opening his arms and opening the floor to the discussion. "Any questions about Vah Ruta? Or perhaps any of the other Divine Beasts? Do you think you would have the bravery to pilot such a powerful creature against such a formitable foe? Let us hear what you think!"

Adventures in Sheep Farming, Monday

[doesnotkneel]

The class would find not Edward, but a merry-looking bald pirate at the front of the class today. Or, well. 'Amidst the herd of sheep currently chewing on grass and minding its own business'.

"Hello!" he announced. "I'm 'fraid the good captain has been laid out by the bastard flu!"

He seemed to falter after that bit.

... He hadn't thought much further ahead.

"Ah, would anyone be in for a game of Maw?"

A sheep parked itself in front of him and promptly laid down on his feet.

Introduction to Cultural Studies 101, Monday, 3rd Period

[jedigrammarians]

"So having conducted my own study of this planet's media, I can only come to the conclusion that you're all really, really concerned with murderdroids," Aphra said b way of introduction. "But honestly only a very small fraction of droids are the murdery type."

That was probably more comforting to anyone who wasn't aware just how many droids there were in Aphra's galaxy.

"Anyway, that's a good lead in to Sexy Murderbots and the MILFs who are ambivalent about them."