Badass Bitch Survival Guide; Tuesday, First Period [12/15].
Tuesday, December 15th, 2020 04:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Yesterday had been nice since Rosa could mostly ignore whatever was going on since there was maybe all of ten steps to be taken outside to get to work. And it was often that she mused on how nice it was to be living on the far side of the island now. But today was definitely one of those days where she could see how it was a little annoying having to try to get across the whole island just to teach a dumb class.
She might have canceled or just not bothered showing up after having to reroute for the fourth time due to marzipan, but this was the good class, so she kept on, showing up a bit late, but, when she did show up, she promptly just redirected the kids over to the danger shop where they could get started.
"I saved the best for last," she informed them, once she got everything set up, a pretty sweet set-up with a variety of weapons laid out on a few racks and tables, and some practice dummies that could actually move and sort of fight you back, as well as a shooting range off to the side.
"Weapons. We've got some classic melee and combat hand weapons, as well as range weapons from bows to crossbows to guns," and even one harpoon launcher! because why not? "I figured you've all got some level of experience with some weapons. but today might be a good chance to either pick up some more experience with things you're already familiar with or get the chance to....try something new. Hopefully, there's something new in there you haven't seen before that you can try out. If not...damn. Props. Maybe focus on something you're a little less familiar with than the others. Or, since it's the danger shop, maybe we can find something else for you, but there's a pretty good selection here, anyway. If you're really unsure how to best use a weapon, just ask. I can how to safely wield it. But if I see you using it like an idiot, I'd normally stop you, but it's the danger shop, so it's not like you'll actually get hurt. Get a feel for the weapons with the practice dummies there, or, if you're feeling really adventurous and since this is the danger shop, feel free to partner up and spar each other."
Because honestly, what better way to close out a class than just going hog-wild with some weapons?
She might have canceled or just not bothered showing up after having to reroute for the fourth time due to marzipan, but this was the good class, so she kept on, showing up a bit late, but, when she did show up, she promptly just redirected the kids over to the danger shop where they could get started.
"I saved the best for last," she informed them, once she got everything set up, a pretty sweet set-up with a variety of weapons laid out on a few racks and tables, and some practice dummies that could actually move and sort of fight you back, as well as a shooting range off to the side.
"Weapons. We've got some classic melee and combat hand weapons, as well as range weapons from bows to crossbows to guns," and even one harpoon launcher! because why not? "I figured you've all got some level of experience with some weapons. but today might be a good chance to either pick up some more experience with things you're already familiar with or get the chance to....try something new. Hopefully, there's something new in there you haven't seen before that you can try out. If not...damn. Props. Maybe focus on something you're a little less familiar with than the others. Or, since it's the danger shop, maybe we can find something else for you, but there's a pretty good selection here, anyway. If you're really unsure how to best use a weapon, just ask. I can how to safely wield it. But if I see you using it like an idiot, I'd normally stop you, but it's the danger shop, so it's not like you'll actually get hurt. Get a feel for the weapons with the practice dummies there, or, if you're feeling really adventurous and since this is the danger shop, feel free to partner up and spar each other."
Because honestly, what better way to close out a class than just going hog-wild with some weapons?