Badass Bitch Survival Guide; Tuesday, First Period [11/10].

[died8yearsago]

Due to a variety of reasons, distractions, and more topical lessons taking over, Rosa didn't think she actually got a chance to teach this lesson last year, but, with the holidays around the corner and no doubt plenty of possibily annoying things happening that would force her hand at what lessons to teach, it seemed like a good day to dig up this old gem.

There was a note on the classroom door directing the students down to the gym, with the usual threat of the last one being a punching bag, but, truth be told, Rosa's plans involved everyone being equally punched. In a matter of speaking. She wasn't literally going to punch kids.

...well, maybe if they really deserved it.

Should they be worried about the mats being pulled out and covering the floor again? Probably not. All those baseball bats, though? Time would tell.

( A totally appropriate subject for high school students... )

"Alright, any questions? Let's go, get this over with, so we can all get out of here."

Guiding the Powerful Yet Incompetent, Tuesday, Second Period

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"The king has died in a 'hunting accident,'" Yennefer announced to the class. She didn't know about air quotes so she didn't do them, but they were nonetheless audible in her words. "Very tragic, so unfortunate, blah blah blah. As his idiot cousin, whose name I have quite forgotten, has not yet turned up from his mysterious disappearance, the kingdom is in a state of confusion regarding who the next king should be. You have planned for this. The time has come to introduce Princess..." Shit, she'd forgotten to give her a name. Well, none of these people would know that Cintra was a matriarchy. "Calanthe. Princess Calanthe as the next ruler of the kingdom. "You must sell it to the court. Make your speech a good one."

School Assembly, Wednesday, November 11, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Hello again, everyone," Anakin said as the students filed into their usual extremelyl comfortable folding plastic chairs that were somehow always a little tippy. "Welcome back again to another thrilling assembly. Today we have a guest from off-island so I expect you to be on your best behavior."

Or at least not levitate the guy off the stage immediately!

"So, please welcome Dr. TC Callahan," Anakin concluded, reaching for the handy card from the front office, "here to speak about Emergency Field Medicine (or How to Save Other People At Great Personal Cost to Yourself)." Anakin's eyebrows drew together. "Huh."

He'd be sitting in the front, just in case.

Think On Your Feet, Tuesday 3rd Period

[jedigrammarians]

The Danger Shop was full of waist high teddy bears. Which might have been more adorable if they hadn't been armed with pointy sticks and didn't look hungry.

"So my holonet feed was full of mini-Wookiees this week for some reason, so I decided to run with it," Aphra said. "Try to figure a way out of this before they figure out you're made of tasty meat."