Ungulate Yoga, Tuesday, period 1

[betterthanaplan]

So. Duke hadn't turned into anything random all morning. His trouble hadn't gone off, his facial muscles were back under his control, and he wasn't manifesting any random props.

He'd never been so relieved to just have to worry about his own personal issues.

"Welcome back," he greeted as his students arrived. "Watch out for the tiny, fanged deer."

He wanted to blame those on Fandom, but he was actually pretty sure they were a real thing in his world, too.

"Today we're going to work on some back bends. Like with the twists, I want you guys to really focus on warming up properly before trying any of these. Backs can be delicate. Please do not injure yourselves."

One of the deer hopped up onto his shoulder.

"And enjoy the not-goats."

The Great Fandom Scavenger Hunt, Monday, Period Three

[jedigrammarians]

Your teacher was technically there today. However she was also a teenager and in the process of getting dumped (or rather finding out she'd been dumped significantly after the fact). Over holocomm. Loudly.

"Why are you being like this, Sana?" Chelli yelled into the transmitter. "When am I even supposed to have found the time to do that?"

Given that the conversation had now devolved into yelling obscenties in dead languages, clearly things were going well.

How to Tame a Willful Wife; Tuesday, Second Period [06/16].].

[somethingwithturquoise]

"So," said Summer, at the start of class, with the projection screen pulled down over the board at the front of the classroom in that quintessential 'movie day' way, "today, we're going to watch something that is a perfect amalgamation of how all these terrible ideas about relationships and marriage can come together into some of the most mind-bogglingly stupid and self-effacing ways, and that something is actually one of my favorite shows in the entire multiverse, and that is The Bachelor, which just goes to show that you can be against all this garbage and yet still enjoy all this garbage," Nina, although you haven't been to class in, like, forever, "because we as humans are complicated beings that possess the ability to both love and loathe something all at once.

"But anyway!" she said, because that was all one sentence, you guys. "For those of you who don't know, The Bachelor is a wildly popular reality television show based on the idea that you get a handful of horny singles together to compete for the attentions and affections of one titular Bachelor or Bachelorette, and at the end, they get married, because that's a totally legit foundation for an entire relationship. It's terrible, it's wonderful, we're going to watch a whole bunch of it and I'd like you to take some notes or whatever because at the end of class, we're going to talk about some of the best moments and what your thoughts are. Pretty simple. I've got popcorn, and I am really looking forward to what you guys have to say about it."

That, and it was honestly just an excuse for her to watch The Bachelor in class, shut uuuup.