Bad Ass Bitch Life Lessons; Wednesday, First Period [01/29].

[died8yearsago]

The projector was there and ready to go when class got started, but it wasn't on yet, because they had other stuff to cover first and it made way more narrative sense to put that all in the OCD today than in the main post. So Rosa was just leaning on the desk a little as she waited for everyone to get settled in, and then she got started.

"So," she said. "Last week, you were all told to go out and learn something new for yourselves, and before we get into our next bright glowing gem of wisdom, you're going to share with the class what you learned. Easy, right? Who's going first? Throatpuncher? Farmer's Almanac? Punctuation?"

Someone should, anyway. Rosa was hoping at least few of these were going to be pretty good.


[[ and ocd is...up! Have at it!]]

Sexual Education, Wednesday, January 29, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Last week we took a quick look at condoms," Anakin began, "which are effective against both pregnancy and sexually-transmitted infections. But what are sexually transmitted infections, how quickly can they spread, and what amount of rot can they inflict upon your sexual organs and brains?"

Are you prepared for horrifying pictures, students? Because Anakin has horrifying pictures.

"We'll begin with syphilis--"

Sorry, kids. This class is going to feel endless.