Sexual Education, Wednesday, January 29, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Last week we took a quick look at condoms," Anakin began, "which are effective against both pregnancy and sexually-transmitted infections. But what are sexually transmitted infections, how quickly can they spread, and what amount of rot can they inflict upon your sexual organs and brains?"

Are you prepared for horrifying pictures, students? Because Anakin has horrifying pictures.

"We'll begin with syphilis--"

Sorry, kids. This class is going to feel endless.

Comments

Sign in 1/30

[sith_happened]

Ready to learn about infectious diseases!

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[in_sidon_we_trust]

Prince Sidon

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[amitragic]

Ulysses Zane

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[midichlorianfail]

Theron Shan

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[mylandmyrules]

Nell Ingram

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[grandpoobah]

Grog Strongjaw

Listen to the lecture

[sith_happened]

Which is, as usual, excruciatingly detailed.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[in_sidon_we_trust]

Oh? No opportunity to charge in there with extraordinary details about any particular bizarre infectious diseases that might be passed along between particularly amorous yet careless Zora?

There were reasons why he was so fastidious about clean fish tanks, you know!

But this was also good, because there was just so much interesting, fascinating, entirely not useful to Sidon at all information and he was just soaking it all up eagerly as if it wasn't disgusting .

Re: Listen to the lecture

[mylandmyrules]

Oddly, this sort of lecture didn't bother Nell, she actually found it quite fascinating.

Pick out your own STI!

[sith_happened]

Oh, you lucky things, they come in plushies!

Reach your hand into Anakin's bag o' horrors and pull one out. That's your research project for next week and a lovely parting gift!

No need to thank him.

Re: Pick out your own STI!

[mylandmyrules]

Nell was delighted to pull a Zika virus out of the bag.

Talk to Anakin

[sith_happened]

Or skitter out while avoiding eye contact again.

OOC

[sith_happened]

Heh.

Re: OOC

[mylandmyrules]

I am embarrassed to admit just how many Giant Microbes I own.

It's a lot.