Tao of a Silly Old Bear, Monday, Period Two

[uncertain_dume]

So... this morning, Kanan had come up with multiple variations of the word 'Sithspit' as he'd arrived at the school and taken a look around. There was no kriffing way he was holding class inside a vault, it gave him all sorts of bad feelings, so help him, and the park?

There was a giant bomb in the park. The park was off-limits today.

And so he'd attempted seeing if maybe his warehouse was at least not too damaged by the water, which had resulted in him having to use a lightsaber to relieve four giant scorpions of most of their extremities, a few more rude words, and a trip back to the school again.

Okay. Just outside the front doors of the school it was. He didn't much trust the inside of the building either, and at least he could use his blaster to take pot-shots at any over-sized cockroaches or horrifying projectile-shooting flies today. And they could get some... uh... sunshine...?

( Cottleston Pie. )

Cutthroat Games, Monday, May 27, 2019

[sith_happened]

"Today we're exploring card games," Anakin said, giving the dark, foreboding-looking basement classroom a slightly sour look, "which is something we can all play together as a group."

This was going to end in screaming.

Aeryn held up the deck of cards. "This is Uno," she said. "You will each get cards. One card will go from the deck into the center, and the first person has to play the same number or color. It's a game children can play."

And a game that turned adults into small, whiny children. Not literally, though, which needed to be mentioned around here. "It's basically a matching game," Anakin said, "with a few twists."

He held up the Wild Draw 4 card. "You don't know it yet, but this card can ruin your life."

That's right. Your ENTIRE life.

"There are actually a few that can ruin your life, to varying degrees," Aeryn added, looking at one in her hand. "This one, for instance."

"Well, I'm definitely not wanting to play now," Anakin said before giving everyone a very quick runthrough of how the game worked.

"Since we know how this goes, we'll start," Aeryn said, after dealing out cards to everyone. Then she picked the next card off the top of the deck, and laid a green three face up for the next person.

Philosophy of Food | Monday, 4th period

[sharp_man]

If Hannibal had been mildly disgruntled last week, he was downright put out today. Class had been asked to meet at Portalocity instead of the school.

"Since the island has seen fit to drop us in the middle of a wasteland today, we'll be going somewhere else. As it happens, the Victoria and Albert - in several universes - has an exhibition that fits nicely into this class's purview. So, we have tickets and will be going there, and then for late lunch or early dinner in London before we return. The local language is English, so you should have no difficulties. If you've any questions about the exhibits, please feel free to ask me or any of the employees."

Working Together - Monday, 3rd Period - CANCELED

[biotic_psychotic]

Notice goes out to the students:

"Class is canceled today. In the United States, where you currently [BEEP] are, it is Memorial Day. It is a day of remembrance for the military members who died in service. If anyone needs me, text. I'll be at Arlington Cemetery."

And god help any feral ghouls, supermutants, giant radscorpions, or anything else that tried to get in her and Kaidan's way today of all days.