Bad Ass Bitch Survival Guide; Tuesday, Second Period [11/20].

[died8yearsago]

Who didn't want to walk into their classroom and find one of Fandom's Finest standing at the front of the room waiting for them? Because that was what the girls of the BABSG would find that Tuesday, in lieu of their usual teacher. Honestly, Ralph had been thinking he could just leave it as is, no one would probably mind a free period, but he was trying to score at least a few points that might be used for his survival when Rosa eventually did wake up from her medicine-induced coma in the evidence lock-up once he'd managed to get her in there. She'd been out since yesterday, talking in her sleep about stabbing her grandmother, so he might have been a little bit worried about the inevitable moment when she came to and sought out the person who'd locked her in there in the first place.

So he was going to help with her class today. It probably wouldn't do him a lick of good, but at least it was something?

"Detective Diaz is currently out of commission," he explained to the class, with no small amount of pride for having been the one to finally get her there. "So instead of her originally scheduled lesson," which he had actually been very surprised to find out she'd actually had one, "today, you'll be watching this holo about surviving in the wilderness."

And never look at bears the same way again.

Practical Ethics, Tuesday, November 20, 2018

[sith_happened]

Anakin was alone in the class today. "Aphra is...otherwise engaged today," he said.

He was pretty sure she was either selling or getting an additional terrifying goat to add to her collection.

"I'm pretty sure she's not in prison?" he added helpfully. "So. Droid babies. I had not anticipated many of you turning into small children this weekend, obviously, so if your babies are covered in marker tattoos and have been given unfortunate haircuts, I'll understand. But only this time. If you gave them bad haircuts and tattoos on Thursday, that's an entirely different problem."

He waved a hand. "So, tell me what you learned other than 'small children have no business raising babies', because I'm pretty sure you knew that already."