Anakin Skywalker (
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fandomhigh2018-11-20 09:43 am
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Practical Ethics, Tuesday, November 20, 2018
Anakin was alone in the class today. "Aphra is...otherwise engaged today," he said.
He was pretty sure she was either selling or getting an additional terrifying goat to add to her collection.
"I'm pretty sure she's not in prison?" he added helpfully. "So. Droid babies. I had not anticipated many of you turning into small children this weekend, obviously, so if your babies are covered in marker tattoos and have been given unfortunate haircuts, I'll understand. But only this time. If you gave them bad haircuts and tattoos on Thursday, that's an entirely different problem."
He waved a hand. "So, tell me what you learned other than 'small children have no business raising babies', because I'm pretty sure you knew that already."
He was pretty sure she was either selling or getting an additional terrifying goat to add to her collection.
"I'm pretty sure she's not in prison?" he added helpfully. "So. Droid babies. I had not anticipated many of you turning into small children this weekend, obviously, so if your babies are covered in marker tattoos and have been given unfortunate haircuts, I'll understand. But only this time. If you gave them bad haircuts and tattoos on Thursday, that's an entirely different problem."
He waved a hand. "So, tell me what you learned other than 'small children have no business raising babies', because I'm pretty sure you knew that already."
