Thursday, October 4th, 2018

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"Hey again, guys," Zack said, smiling as he settled in at the front of the classroom today. "We've got some interesting ones for you today. Apparently someone had a litter of pigs they just couldn't keep, which kind of begs the question of who keeps a fertile breeding pair of anything if they don't want babies in their home, but..."

Zack shrugged. Life running the shelter was apparently making him think about these sorts of things now.

"In any case, today we're going to talk about the Lon I, more locally known as the Vietnamese pot-bellied pig." The little piglets zoomed around in the playpen, and Zack smiled at them. They were kind of cute when they were little like that. "They're traditionally reared for meat, but... less, these days, as a faster-growing pig with a larger meat yield started to take its place. Which, in the case of domesticated animals that are mainly reared for food, is..." He grimaced a little. "It's not great. Their continued survival as a breed depends on a farmer's continued interest in raising them, and keeping genetic stocks diverse is hard to do as fewer people continue to raise them. Farmers are running businesses, after all, and an animal with a slow yield can't keep up in a market where other stock is being selectively bred to be bigger, meatier, faster-growing. Where there were hundreds of thousands of these guys about twenty years ago, they're endangered, now."

Little tiny piggies trotted around in the pen. Just focus on the cute, guys.

"A few were marketed here in America and up in Canada as pets, but that fad didn't last long. A purebred I pig only gets about half a meter tall. But other pig stock, which most 'pet' breeds were interbred with, tends to get considerably larger. You probably don't want it living in your house." He nodded toward the piglets in the pen. "These ones are purebred, mostly a quirk of the multiverse, but the shelter will be sending them to a zoo on the mainland to help increase genetic diversity in their stocks here. In the meantime, you might as well play with them."

A pause.

"Just be aware that they're kind of quick and wiggly if you take them out of the pen. I mean, you're welcome to, but," he gave an amused little smile, "you have to catch them again if you do."

[OOC: Open!]
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On the board this week was a pyramid. Well, actually a triangle because neither teacher did 3D art well.

"Today is all about business!" Magnus said. "And planning businesses."

That was the extent of his knowledge on the subject.

"I still don't see how the people at the bottom make money," Cara said, because why give a lecture when you could continue a previous conversation.

"They don't. That's capitalism." Magnus, no. "Which is why we need to rise up and smash the system!"

"You'd probably make more that way too." Cara, no. "Or raiding a real pyramid."

CARA, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

"...can... can we program this place to fight spooky mummies and loot treasure?"

"Probably." At the very least she could tell him about the time she defeated an evil magic mummy.

Magnus fistpumped at that. "To the Danger Shop, kids!"

Well, this class took a turn, didn't it?

An awesome turn.
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“Okay, so this week we’re working on something nice and non-traumatic," Miguel said, scowling. Someone's brother had been trying to get them to talk all weekend. "We're moving away from electronics and into plastics,” Miguel said. “I think. Anyway, we’re doing this.” He played a bit of the movie for today’s inspiration. “Don’t worry about potential questions of sentience, just work on making something really bouncy.” He keyed up a chemistry lab, already filled with various different plastics and compounds. “And don’t forget goggles and gloves, and try not to blow anything up, okay?”

He was kind of looking forward to this one himself. It'd been a long time since he'd just messed with chemicals.

"Let's get to it!"

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