Music Appreciation, Friday, 1st Period

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There were no teachers in the classroom today. In fact, there was a note on the classroom door, at about knee-height.

Your teachers can't make it in today, multiversal weather patterns have caused portal delays and they're going to miss this class. Please instead enjoy this hour-long concert provided by one of Fandom's hottest up-and-coming bands!

If you had come to class this morning expecting something more educational than a band consisting of three squirrel drummers, an alot of kazoos, and one gremlin vocalist performing polka covers of Queen songs translated into Gremlish, maybe you wouldn't be disappointed, but you'd probably spend your time in the classroom being pretty bemused.


[OOC: Class cancelled on account of Air Canada, but feel free to ping in to watch the, uh, concert, if you like.]

Lies Your Other American History Teachers Told You, Friday

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"Since next week is a break and today is Friday, we'll be going easy on you," Tony said. For whatever measure they considered easy, that was. "Lies aren't just in history, they are started and perpetuated every single day."

"More so nowadays," Steve muttered judgmentally. "The truth matters. Decisions that affect hundreds, thousands, or millions of lives shouldn't be made just because your son-in-law lost his security clearance for being a massive, compromised moron."

Tell us how you really think, Steve. "So today we're going to make you watch Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC," he added.

"Sorry." No really, Tony was sorry to do this to you. "But, on the plus side, if you make it through that without breaking a television, we'll buy you dim sum on the trip. Deal?"

Steve grinned. "Seems like a good idea to me. See how long you last before you go, 'that can't possibly be right', then look up the information using three credible sources--InfoWars and Brietbart do not count--and hand it in by the end of class, okay?"