Sex Ed, First Period, Friday

[likethegun]

As everyone arrived to class today, Sam smiled and offered them a handout:

Good morning! My voice is completely gone, so you get to read this today instead of listening to me. I wanted to talk today about the peer pressure that some people might feel to become sexually active or participate in sexual activities, but since talking is out, hopefully a movie will get you guys thinking about this instead. Ultimately, I want you all to know that no one should ever make you feel like you're going at the wrong pace, and anyone who pressures you into doing things is not a real friend.

They might be a sibling but, you know, details.

Announcement, Friday Morning

[bigdamnprincipal]

Before classes started, the PA system crackled to... well, as close to life as it ever managed, and Zoe's voice could be heard.

Good morning, folks, this is Principal Winchester. I'm pleased to announce the following members of this year's Student Council: Breq, Dante, Eric Bittle, Gratuity Tucci, Paris Geller, and Yang Xiao Long. Thank you all for volunteering, and I'll see you at lunch for our first meeting.

Student Council, Lunchtime, Friday

[bigdamnprincipal]

As promised on her announcement, when lunchtime rolled around, Zoe had things all set up for the new(ish) Student Council. There was pizza and salads for caloric balance, sodas, coffee for those who were already addicts, and some kind of variety of cupcakes that had looked especially good at JGOB.

"Hello everyone," she said, with a genuinely friendly smile as they all got settled. "Thank you all for volunteering to be part of the council this year, especially those of you coming back for another year. I'd say we're going to have a nice, peaceful year, but I feel like that might be asking for a lot."

Sorry new folks, hopefully your classes were preparing you for inevitable weirdness.

"We've got two orders of business today. First, we have to elect a president from the seniors, and then we need to talk about how we might want to entertain the people who come to visit during Parents Weekend in a few weeks."

Civics, Friday, September 15, 2017

[heroic_jawline]

Today, the teachers were phoning it in! Well, kind of. They were there, but so was the television and a DVD player. "Today, in an effort to make government systems more fun," Steve began, "we're going to watch it in singing cartoon form."

As you do!

"Edutainment," Tony said, raising his eyebrows like clearly everyone was into it. "Its a Friday. Just enjoy the break."

And maybe hope whatever weirdness happening would skip over the room.

...or not, as the less technically adept of the pair of them went to press play on the DVD and hit the "fire" button lying in wait for him on top of the machine. Glitter, everyone?

Tony sneezed, sending out a little puff of glitter. "What. The hell."

"Language," he corrected immediately before adding an, "I'm sorry. I have no idea what happened." His hair was entirely coated in glitter, as was his shirt. It was a Look.

"A glitter bomb," Tony suggested. "Maybe we should all avoid pushing buttons in the class?"

"Good idea," Steve said with a sour look at the DVD player. "Write notes as you watch the videos and we'll have a discussion if there was anything unclear about the presentations after, okay?"

Tony hesitantly pressed play , breathing a sigh of relief when it played as expected. This time.