Don't Be a Hero [Thursday, 2nd Period]

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara's class were once again meeting in the Danger Shop, which was set to the home ec kitchen sim.

"Never drink the purple rum," Cara said, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Also if you believe the stories, heroes only ever eat at victory feasts, which is a good way to keel over the first time you try to pick up a weapon. Which means you get to learn to cook today."

She gestured around the room. "So figure it out."

Driver's Ed, Friday, Period 3

[10secondcar]

"Today we're going to practice parking," Brian declared. "Not parallel parking, that's another thing. Just pulling your car into a parking space...after racing to get there." Of course. "So, what you're going to do is, you're going to race around the block, and then pull into one of the handwavily provided parking spaces, marked out with cones, and put your car in park. If you touch one of the cones while parking, you have to start over. Jump the curb or hit another car while driving or anything like that, start over. You do it fast, and you do it right. Ready? Set, go!"

Discovering Earth | Friday, Period 2

[uncertain_dume]

"You know," Kanan mused, scratching his beard as the class gathered at the Causeway to catch their next portal, "I have to admit I was wondering how long it would take for Doctor Lecter to arrange for us to do something food-related this semester. He held out impressively long. I'm proud of you, Doctor."

( Hannibal smiled. )

[Open!]

Practical Diplomacy, Friday, March 10, 2017

[sith_happened]

Today's class was held in the Danger Shop, with dozens of beings (male, female, and none-of-your-business) wandering around in business attire, drinking from wine glasses and eating needlessly fussy appetizers. "Welcome to a diplomatic reception," Anakin said with a little sigh. "The most tedious places on any given planet."

"If you don't know how to comport yourself," said Obi-Wan. (Who was lying. He found them tedious, too.) "But comporting one's self can be... something of a trial, yes."

"The alcohol that helps to make them less horrible can lead to other problems: talking out of turn, telling someone what you really think, getting sick in someone important's potted plant...so you will not be allowed to have alcohol here," Anakin said. "The guests you will interact with...do not have that restriction."

So now you also have to talk to potentially drunk people! Yay, you!

Library, Friday

[crimson_sister]

The walls of the library had turned dark red. The room was lit with candelabra and the light cast flickering shadows across the stone floor. Worn rugs ran between heavy shelves filled with ancient-looking leatherbound books.

Lucille found it quite homely, if a library could be that. She took a seat behind the huge oak desk and blew the dust off the tome in front of her.

[Open and OCD-free library.]