Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 11/4

[captainskullpoopl]

Deadpool was wearing a costume over his... normal costume. It was a sexy pizza slice. Which was the superior sexy costume, everyone knew that.

He also had a bowl of candy. As one does.

"And you're back! Maybe. I'm not allowed to 'mod' things anymore," he said, doing the finger quotes to go with it. "Because it's 'rude' and 'ruins the game'."

Pfft. He was a delight.

"If anyone actually egged someone or something, you get candy. If not, you get a disappointed look." He shook the bowl of candy to make it all the more tempting.

Once that was taken care of, he had a class he should teach. Or something. "Mostly something. So, the election is next week and we're all worried about the future if this country. Well, I'm only a little worried, because my Prime Minister is Justin Trudeau and I have dual citizenship. Or I did at one point. I don't know, there's probably a retcon." That sure made sense to the kids. "But back on the topic. We're gonna do America proud by playing a game called 'vandalize all the political signs you see'. Now, you may have to play this on the mainland, but if you bring back proof, you get more candy. And some beer. But if anyone asks, you stole it. Cool? Cool. I'm a great teacher."

Library, Friday

[crimson_sister]

Had the most troublesome books been killed by spiders? Or devoured by pumpkins? Or just fainted from fright? In any case Lucille was pleased that the library was quiet and that she could actually do some reshelving without the books themselves interfering. It was a good start of the day, and it put Lucille in a reasonably good mood, which hopefully would result in being helpful should anyone ask for assistance.

[Open library]