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Deadpool was wearing a costume over his... normal costume. It was a sexy pizza slice. Which was the superior sexy costume, everyone knew that.

He also had a bowl of candy. As one does.

"And you're back! Maybe. I'm not allowed to 'mod' things anymore," he said, doing the finger quotes to go with it. "Because it's 'rude' and 'ruins the game'."

Pfft. He was a delight.

"If anyone actually egged someone or something, you get candy. If not, you get a disappointed look." He shook the bowl of candy to make it all the more tempting.

Once that was taken care of, he had a class he should teach. Or something. "Mostly something. So, the election is next week and we're all worried about the future if this country. Well, I'm only a little worried, because my Prime Minister is Justin Trudeau and I have dual citizenship. Or I did at one point. I don't know, there's probably a retcon." That sure made sense to the kids. "But back on the topic. We're gonna do America proud by playing a game called 'vandalize all the political signs you see'. Now, you may have to play this on the mainland, but if you bring back proof, you get more candy. And some beer. But if anyone asks, you stole it. Cool? Cool. I'm a great teacher."

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Still in Halloween mode

Isabela

Dante

Khadgar

Xanthippe Voorhees

Kaylin Neya

But only if you were good and egged someone.

Yes. That would... go well in this class. Sure.

Khadgar had been doing a lot of reading about the election and while there were a lot of aspects of American government he still didn't understand, he had at least made up his mind about the candidates. "Will vandalizing things with Trump's name on it do anything to keep him from being elected, or will it just make people angry?" Unlike the random egging, that last part wasn't as much of a deal breaker this week.

"The latter in all the best ways," Deadpool assured him. "I don't know why I have such strong feelings about this. Must be a writing choice."

"I have to admit, it's nice being in Fandom where everyone is nice and accepting. Some people are so awful that they're just asking to have their days ruined," Khadgar said. "Are you allowed to vote? I know there's more to it than just being an adult."

It's not that he assumed Deadpool had seen some jail time in his life, but Khadgar had to wonder just a little.

"If I wear a Confederate flag, no one would question it." Deadpool, no.

The sexiest slice of pizza around...

NSFW pizza

That pizza looks so much better than the subpar Giordano's my office ordered to watch the Cubs parade and I wanna eat this gif instead.

I mean, free pizza is free pizza, but Giordano's is a crime.

Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 11/4

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Take Some Candy

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Talk to the Teacher

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