Student Council, Lunchtime

[bigdamnprincipal]

Since pizza had gone over well the last few weeks, Zoe had plain and pepperoni pizzas out, as well as one box of vegetable-covered pizza in case anyone wanted to pretend to be healthy.

"Good afternoon. Even though it's a few weeks away, we need to talk about Homecoming, since we'll be away on break next week," she said. "Typically, the council comes up with a theme for decorating for the dance, and tickets are sold throughout the week. We get quite a few graduates who come back to visit, so it's always a nice weekend." When things didn't go haywire, at least. "Does anyone have any ideas for how we could decorate things this year?"

Avoiding Dealing With Your Problems, 1st Period - Friday 10/7

[captainskullpoopl]

Class today featured one Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino on the desk. Just sitting there. Lonely.

"So, today was going to be about how awesome alcoholism is for dealing with your issues, but apparently that's a bad thing," Deadpool said, clearly not buying that one. "Everyone knows the rowdy drunk guy is a favorite at parties! And on the street. And harassing people in the bathroom."

Waaaait a minute...

"Oh, look, I've learned a lesson and shared it with you. Keep your alcoholism, like your shameful addiction to Kitchen Nightmare, in the privacy of your own home. End of story."

No one had actually learned anything from that, but cool. Cool cool cool.

"Free drink for whoever can get me an actual drink before class is over," he said cheerfully. "And if you're confused about what I mean, you've already failed the test. There will be no Robin Williams moment here. You suck. And it is your fault."