Library, Thursday (2/5)

[wildandbrave]

It was a good thing that Cosette was used to the library's . . . quirks by now, and could just take them in stride.

Today, for instance, while on the one hand it was a good thing that anyone looking for books on agriculture should be able to find the section with no trouble, negotiating the small cornfield that had cropped up around said section might present a little bit of a challenge.

Cosette's attempts to make it go away by telling it that it really shouldn't be here in the middle of winter in the first place were not really working.

So, yes. Taking it in stride.

[OOC: . . . yeah, I don't even know. OCD-free today, gasp, but open!]

The Art of BS [Thursday, February 5, 2015, 4th period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"A couple weeks ago, the President of the United States gave a State of the Union address," Josh said. "And every single State of the Union includes the phrase 'the state of our Union is strong,' which is usually a completely bullshit answer. Today I'm going to give you a terrible scenario--your job is going to bullshit your way out of it in a way that would make people applaud you, even if it's only for your complete audacity."

He smiled. "This should be fun."

History of Poisons, Thursday Per 2

[glacial_queen]

An email was sent out in the morning before classes began.

Minor political turmoil means canceled class for you today. Enjoy the free period and see you next week!

[Ugh, sorry, not feeling well. Real class next week, promise.]

Self Defense, Thursday, February 5th

[sith_happened]

"Atton has been unavoidably detained," Anakin said, sweeping into the classroom five minutes late. "I'm Anakin Skywalker, the dean of students and a fellow Jedi--" Atton wasn't there to squawk about the title, so neener, neener Atton, "--and so today we're going to do some important self-defense work."

If you noticed that the Danger Shop looked a little like a running track, well, it's okay to have a bad feeling about that.

"You cannot defend yourself if you cannot, when it matters, run away from the problem faster than the person chasing you can catch you. Therefore, laps."

Ugh, Anakin, you're the worst.

"Sprint the first lap. I'll add hurdles to the second lap and pits and other obstacles the third. Try not to twist an ankle."

Thanks, Anakin.