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fandomhigh2015-02-05 06:57 pm
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2015-02-05 06:57 pm
Self Defense, Thursday, February 5th
"Atton has been unavoidably detained," Anakin said, sweeping into the classroom five minutes late. "I'm Anakin Skywalker, the dean of students and a fellow Jedi--" Atton wasn't there to squawk about the title, so neener, neener Atton, "--and so today we're going to do some important self-defense work."
If you noticed that the Danger Shop looked a little like a running track, well, it's okay to have a bad feeling about that.
"You cannot defend yourself if you cannot, when it matters, run away from the problem faster than the person chasing you can catch you. Therefore, laps."
Ugh, Anakin, you're the worst.
"Sprint the first lap. I'll add hurdles to the second lap and pits and other obstacles the third. Try not to twist an ankle."
Thanks, Anakin.
If you noticed that the Danger Shop looked a little like a running track, well, it's okay to have a bad feeling about that.
"You cannot defend yourself if you cannot, when it matters, run away from the problem faster than the person chasing you can catch you. Therefore, laps."
Ugh, Anakin, you're the worst.
"Sprint the first lap. I'll add hurdles to the second lap and pits and other obstacles the third. Try not to twist an ankle."
Thanks, Anakin.