Creative Writing--So Simple Even You Can Do It! (Probably)

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

Lucky for all of you, your teacher was back at her desk today, looking none the worse for wear after her period of debauchery. That's because she had practice, kids, don't try this at home.

( In case you'd been lulled into a false sense of security by the relative sanity of the last three classes... )

Library, Thursday

[wildandbrave]

Cosette had gotten caught up in reading this morning, which was either the most appropriate or most ironic reason to be a few minutes late for her library shift. She certainly looked abashed about it, at least, as she hurried in still clutching the volume of Dumas (yesterday's Heroic Tales class had piqued her interest further) that was to blame.

The etiquette books gave a mild rustle of disapproval, but her profuse apologies seemed to be good enough for them, and they went back to flipping their pages judgmentally at the French history books.

When Cosette wasn't paying attention, anyway.

The Art of Baking with Friends, Thursday

[justlurkinghere]

There was a shocking lack of glitter in class today. Possibly due to the lack of bright pink ponies.

So there was that.

"It's almost apple season, so we're going to talk about baking apples," Derek informed the class. He had a few bushels of apple varieties for the class to choose from and enough cinnamon to... well, do a lot of baking. Because that is a class on baking. "Apples can be used for cake , pie , or a simple baked apple ."

Which would be why he shoved recipes at the class. "Bake something and be glad you're not covered in glitter for one week."

Don't listen to him, he missed his teaching buddy.

Meditation and the Art of Kicking Ass [Thursday, September 18, 2014, 2nd period]

[sith_happened]

"Well, since we had a relatively uneventful week and nothing seems to be pouring from the ceiling or screwing with our brains, today we're going to combine concentration and inner focus with a target. You'll have three options, depending on your level of comfort with weapons: cornhole, which is basically bean bag tossing; darts with a target several meters away; and knife or vibroblade throwing."

Anakin was only going to judge you a little if you went with cornhole. Or snickered too loudly at the name, Johnny.

"We'll start with breathing exercises to get into the correct mind space, and then you may choose your exercise," Anakin concluded.