Doctoring 101

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So, last week Navaan had told the class that she'd be explaining to them the finer details of seducing secrets out of people. In the time between that class and this one, there had been evil carnivals, battles, hugging, sleep, alcohol, sex, and illicit substances. Therefore, Navaan couldnt be bothered remembering what she’d said they would talk about this class and had come in with an entirely new class prepared.

Though, lets all be honest. Navaan probably wouldn't have remembered even if none of those things had been involved.

( Last class )

Yeah, there was probably a theme here. And if you figured out how the final class was going to go, congratulations! That Bat guy might be proud of your deductive reasoning! Or just disappointed you hadn't found a way to escape the class yet. If you hadn't figured out what was up, then having the portal open up in front of a seedy, rundown looking pub in Navaan's world probably came as something of a shock.

For several reasons. But don't worry class! You probably won't get tetanus. Err, you all had had your shots, right?

"So, for our final class, you’re going to have a chance to rise to a challenge and see how you'd do against an enemy." Navaan explained, cheerfully herding them all inside. "Doesn't this sound fun?"

[Comic link is NSFW]

Better Living Through Chemistry [Thursday, August 14, 2014]

[momslilassassin]

"Lamprey are falling from the sky for no apparent reason," Ben announced, "unless one of you have been throwing explosives into the ocean for fun...?"

He didn't really think so.

"So I'm not doing a class outside. You're all welcome. Instead, I'm going to show you one of the chemical advancements from my own galaxy. It's called bacta."

He held up a small cannister of blue, viscous liquid. "The chemical compound that makes this is a closely guarded secret by the cartels on Thyferra because this stuff has made them very, very rich. In the right amount, it can heal even gut shots cause by laser weapons. It can't regrow limbs unless you're from a species that can do that anyway, but bacta is fairly miraculous stuff."

He cracked open the cannister, then pulled out some bacta patches. "Come on up and experiment!"

Still want to be a Hero?, Thursday, 3rd Period

[wrongkindofsith]

Much like last session, Cara'd sent a message to the class to meet at the Onsen today.

Given that she was already in the water by the time they'd finished arriving and looked half-asleep, she'd quite possibly been in there a while.

"Most of you were here last time, so I'm not going to insult your intelligence by explaining why we're having class here today a second time," Cara said, not bothering to stand up. "If you are new, and you had the kind of weekend everyone else did, I imagine you're not going to argue or ask for explanations either." There was absolutely no veiled threat there in case they were inclined to. Nope. None.

She gestured vaguely at the water. "So get in, find someone to help wash the smell of fish off, find something relaxing to talk about."