Sports, Friday, Period 1, The Park

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While Flash kept an eye out for any Whalestorms or Crabvalanches when he decided to hold class outside today, it seemed like they were in the clear.

"Thanks for showing up and being part of this workshop the past couple months," Flash said. "Because of that, you and I are both going to get a reward; that's right, we're going to talk about football. Real football."

And then he launched into a passionate description of American football, its rules, major stars, the differences between Pro, College, Arena, and Canadian, and so much more. Honestly, it would be a chore for everyone involved for it to be transcribed. The real point here was that by the time he was done discussing it and taking any questions anyone might have, there were only ten minutes left in the class period.

"Sorry about that, I guess I got carried away. Well, there's still some time left. Why don't you grab a couple footballs and toss them around until the workshop ends?"

The Seven Habits of People Still Taking This Dumb Class, Friday

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Philosophy of Food, Friday period 3

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Hannibal nodded to his students when they'd all arrived. "Today is our last class. This is generally when we would a final exam, but as you may have noted on the syllabus, you are not having one. Unfortunately, given that several of your handwavy projects were interrupted by the oddness last week, my usual plan of serving your foods today won't work, either. And please see me to reschedule those."

He leaned back on the desk. "I should still like for our final discussion to be this: each of you tell me one thing you have learned from this class, and one way in which it may inform or affect your future experiences."