So You're a Fugitive From Justice, Tuesday, 3rd Period

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Class was in the Danger Shop today. And the shop was... a large, white expanse.

In what seemed to be roughly the center of the expanse, Zayne was sitting on the floor with his legs crossed. "Hey everyone. Just go ahead and have a seat on the ground. Feel free to space yourselves out a little, too."

"I'll explain this in more depth in a later class, but there was a point where I turned myself in to the Republic to avert a disaster," Zayne said, leading class off on a joyful note this week of all weeks. "It... didn't really work. And then I was a prisoner on a Republic cruiser for a week while the cruiser was fleeing the Mandalorian fleet. It was kind of insane, from what I understand."

"Obviously, I was in the brig, so I didn't know much of anything that was happening. And not knowing while being in solitary confinement probably would have driven me insane, except for one thing. I could still meditate," Zayne said. "Its not something I've ever been great at, just sitting there and doing nothing in an extremely active way. But when you have no other choice, you get good. Or you go nuts."

( Meditation: Because Zayne's a damn hippie who thinks it might help if you let go of this week's tension in a boring way. )

Food Tour of Fandom [Mon, Period 2]

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It was probably best not to ask why today's class was being held on what appeared to be a Mayan step pyramid in the Swiss Alps. It seemed Bond's technology woes were continuing. That or he thought the cold would do his student good. IT was hard to tell with his poker face.

"Chocolate," Bond began. "Has a very interesting culinary history. It has been culivated for over three thousand years with the earliest known site being located in Honduras, and in that time has been used for a variety of purposes in Mesoamerican cooking and culture. However, despite its ubiquity in both savoury and sweet dishes throughout Central and South American, it's use in European cooking it has been primarily, even solely, as a sweet ingredient."

Bond continued in this vein a while, explaining some of steps between the Aztec versions of chocolate turning into the European ones. Finally, he gestured to a table set up with a wide array of dishes, plus an odd looking machine.

"I've provided a selection of sweet and savoury dishes that use chocolate as an ingredient for you to try," he explained. "As well as a custom chocolate bar maker for you to experiment with."

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Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

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"I would like to apologize for last week," Steve began class today. "I was unexpectedly called away." There had been Skrulls. "Now, let's talk about pregnancy." Steve was so glad he'd picked the unsexiest of all sex ed classes for this week. So, so glad. "Pregnancy is how--barring crazy witches, mad scientists, and other such factors--new life is created. Now, half of you--again, barring crazy witches or mad scientists--will never be pregnant. You may feel a sense of relief over that, and it's understandable. Yes, it is a miraculous process, but it is not a fun process, and definitely not one that should be undertaken by teenagers. Ahem."

( Steve may be trying to scare you off pregnancy. He hopes it works. )

Polar Opposites, Tuesday

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"Apparently, today is a 'romantic holiday' for those of you that are local," Morrigan began, the distaste evident on her features. "Because apparently, you only tell someone you 'love' them one day out of the year."

"I'm sorry, did someone miss out on well-wishes today?" Alistair asked, fidgeting a little. For absolutely no reason at all. "No one leave any flowers at your doorstep? I wonder why."

( I remember thinking, how could something so beautiful exist in a place with so much despair and ugliness? I probably should have left it alone, but I couldn't. )

So, debate. Or try and ask a gremlin for a pom-pom.

[OOC: OCD'D!]