Aesthetics of Badassery [Monday, Period One]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond had informed his students to come meet him in the Danger Shop this class. "Good morning," he said once the class hopefully arrived, from the top of a tank. "Given the stress of the last few weeks, I felt it might be best if we had something of a free-form practical final, to help clear the your minds for the rest of the week."

And by 'free-form practical' he meant blowing stuff up with tanks. It was very cathartic.

[ooc: wait for ocd up]

[Class Roster|Class Rules]

Ethics [Tuesday, December 13, 2011]

[sith_happened]

Oh, silly ethics students. You didn't think Anakin would let you get away without an exam, did you? You've had two days to recover from the potential collapse of the multiverse: that's plenty of time.

"This wasn't an exam you could really study for anyway," he said as he passed the papers out. "There are no right or wrong answers--I just want you to answer honestly and explain your reasoning." He looked around the room. "You've all done extremely well this year and I'm proud of you. Enjoy your holidays."

Bringing Literature To Life--Through Violence! [Tuesday, Second Period]

[steel-not-glass.livejournal.com]

Cindy had been trying to figure out a good balance between 'We just saved the world' and 'final exam.' By the time she did, she was almost a little ashamed by how long it had taken her to realize it.

When the students walked into the room, they would notice that it smelled like mint and mulling cider and cinnamon and cocoa. Winter decorations were up and a polar bear was making a tree out of coca-cola bottles. (It looked more like a pyramid, but Cindy wasn't going to argue). There were boxes of cookies and brownies and treats from J,GoB and gallons of warm drinks from the Perk.

"In many books, the success of the hero or heroine is celebrated by a feast," she explained, turning around to greet her students with a happy smile. "Good food, good conversation, good drinks and entertainment--students who have taken my symbolism class before will remember that shared eating is a symbol of communion. By breaking bread together, you are agreeing to lay aside differences and squabbles and enjoy in the bounty before you. It is why many cultures have a tradition of hospitality laws, and why eating and drinking under someone's roof is supposed to allow you to remain unmolested while you stay."

She gestured to the moddable bounty offered and said, "So, in honor of our triumph and in accordance with many, many pieces of literature, let us eat, drink, and be merry!"

What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

When the students entered into the classroom they would only see one Jamie. Just one.

And the expression on his face meant that this would probably not be one of those silly insane classes he was famous for. Nope.

"Good morning class," Jamie said as the students marched into the room. "Glad to see you're all back and alive. And now? It's time for your final exam."

He handed out blue books. He handed out the test questions and placed them face down on each desk.

"You have five minutes to answer all the questions. You may begin... now."