Care and Feeding of Hirelings, 2nd Period [Final!]

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Hook was in a mood. It was as if he had woken up on the wrong side of the bed, then set fire to it, then taken the ashes, baked them into a pie, thrown that pie into someone's face, and then shot them for good measure. And even that hadn't cheered him up.

( Appropriate Relationships. )

He pointed at one of the group at random. "You, you start."

[ooc: OCD coming up! Class is a go!]

Creative Writing; Thursday, Third Period [ 06/23 ].

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"Ahhhh, my little ducklings ♥," Shunsui, comfortable in his usual spot in his circle of creativity, smiled on his students a little ruefully today. "It appears we are in our last meeting of the session; let us not be sad for our departure, but be glad for the things we have experienced along the way, ne ♥? Today will be very simple. No lessons, just stories ♥. Last week, you should have all picked out a folder and chosen a photograph to inspire a story, and, today, we will share those stories &hearts.

"So sit back, relax, have some coffee or cocoa, and we shall begin on several journeys in the span of just one short hour ♥. Who would like to begin ♥?"


[[ OCD on the way is short and sweet! ]]

Childcare for Idiots, Thursday

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The class today had been handwavily told to meet up in that kooky danger shop. And, when they arrived, they would find it set up like the most awesome kid's birthday party ever. Way more awesome than anything Skywalker could do.

Really.

"Last class with me on this subject, kiddos. So, I decided to go out with a bang. And none of that sissy whimper shit," Deadpool said, proving how he was an awesome parent. "The final lesson of the class?"

He gave that a moment's thought, picking up the kid that was making upset noises, arms held up in the universal sign if 'HOLD ME OR I'LL HAVE A FIT'. She was so well behaved.

"None of this crap works," Deadpool decided on. "The kid is gonna somehow find a way to do the one thing you didn't prepare for, or manage to cause a massive crossover event in which their adorable lil' selves have people trying to kill them. Which also isn't covered in any parenting book. Eff why eye."

So helpful. So, so helpful.

"Enjoy the party!"