ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-06-23 11:09 am
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Childcare for Idiots, Thursday

The class today had been handwavily told to meet up in that kooky danger shop. And, when they arrived, they would find it set up like the most awesome kid's birthday party ever. Way more awesome than anything Skywalker could do.

Really.

"Last class with me on this subject, kiddos. So, I decided to go out with a bang. And none of that sissy whimper shit," Deadpool said, proving how he was an awesome parent. "The final lesson of the class?"

He gave that a moment's thought, picking up the kid that was making upset noises, arms held up in the universal sign if 'HOLD ME OR I'LL HAVE A FIT'. She was so well behaved.

"None of this crap works," Deadpool decided on. "The kid is gonna somehow find a way to do the one thing you didn't prepare for, or manage to cause a massive crossover event in which their adorable lil' selves have people trying to kill them. Which also isn't covered in any parenting book. Eff why eye."

So helpful. So, so helpful.

"Enjoy the party!"
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[identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com 2011-06-24 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Dave Nelson

Listen to the... Lecture

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-06-23 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If you could consider it one.

PARTY

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-06-23 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a ballpit, one of those inflated bouncy houses, and even a fake petting zoo! Deadpool loved the danger shop.

Re: PARTY

[identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com 2011-06-23 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Seifer headed for the ballpit. Hoping to hide from the screaming child.
glacial_queen: (Wicked grin)

Re: PARTY

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-06-23 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
But could he hide from the witch tossing balls at him? That was the real question.

Re: PARTY

[identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com 2011-06-24 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
He definitely couldn't hide, but Seifer could absolutely send them back at her. "Oh, so we're playing that way?"
hurtingzeebo: (I dance)

Re: PARTY

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2011-06-23 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam was a bit torn between the petting zoo and the bouncy house, then decided that if she went towards the petting zoo, someone would probably decide she wanted to eat the animals.

She didn't eat raw meat, though, okay? Not since what happened last time.

So she went for the bouncy castle, wondering as she went whatever happened to that trampoline she'd bought for Carly's apartment that one time.

Re: PARTY

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2011-06-23 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"THE SHEEP IS TRYING TO EAT ME" one of the fake children tearfully informed Rilla.

"Of course it's not," Rilla replied. "Sheep don't eat meat."

Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-06-23 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Or Jan. She was there too.

OOC

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2011-06-23 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Make work diiiiie.
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