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fandomhigh2011-06-23 11:09 am
mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2011-06-23 11:09 am
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Childcare for Idiots, Thursday
The class today had been handwavily told to meet up in that kooky danger shop. And, when they arrived, they would find it set up like the most awesome kid's birthday party ever. Way more awesome than anything Skywalker could do.
Really.
"Last class with me on this subject, kiddos. So, I decided to go out with a bang. And none of that sissy whimper shit," Deadpool said, proving how he was an awesome parent. "The final lesson of the class?"
He gave that a moment's thought, picking up the kid that was making upset noises, arms held up in the universal sign if 'HOLD ME OR I'LL HAVE A FIT'. She was so well behaved.
"None of this crap works," Deadpool decided on. "The kid is gonna somehow find a way to do the one thing you didn't prepare for, or manage to cause a massive crossover event in which their adorable lil' selves have people trying to kill them. Which also isn't covered in any parenting book. Eff why eye."
So helpful. So, so helpful.
"Enjoy the party!"
Really.
"Last class with me on this subject, kiddos. So, I decided to go out with a bang. And none of that sissy whimper shit," Deadpool said, proving how he was an awesome parent. "The final lesson of the class?"
He gave that a moment's thought, picking up the kid that was making upset noises, arms held up in the universal sign if 'HOLD ME OR I'LL HAVE A FIT'. She was so well behaved.
"None of this crap works," Deadpool decided on. "The kid is gonna somehow find a way to do the one thing you didn't prepare for, or manage to cause a massive crossover event in which their adorable lil' selves have people trying to kill them. Which also isn't covered in any parenting book. Eff why eye."
So helpful. So, so helpful.
"Enjoy the party!"
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