Around the World in 15 Weeks [Monday, Period Three]

[doubleohblonde]

Today the Danger Shop opened up onto a wide stretch of beach, clear blue-green water lapping lazily at the white sand as the sun shone warmly down on them.

"I had planned some fiendishly difficult final, one that would tax your every skill at blending in with a culture not your own," Bond said by way of greeting. "But after the past week, I believe that something more laid back is in order. Welcome to Andros Island, part of the Bahamas. I'm sure you can figure out something to do."

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[Class Roster|Class Rules]

The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields; Tuesday, Period 4 [ 12/14 ].

[ivejustinvented.livejournal.com]

"Good news, everyone!" Professor Farnsworth walked into the classroom with a smile on his geriatric face. "Today's the last day of class. Of any class I'll ever have to teach at this school with you idiotic, brainless children! I'm finally getting out of here, and getting back to a civilized society. Now, now, now, don't start wibbling and crying. I know you're very disappointed, but, really, it's for the best, as I'm afraid I would have had to send in doomsday robots to kill you all if I had to be subjected to teaching another fifteen weeks of drivel to you primitives."

"To celebrate," he continued happily, "there will be no exam! Do you think I want to spend any of my time back grading the ridiculous tests I had planned for these classes? No. Once I get back to the future, it's all fun and sexy women and goodbye, moderation! In celebration of our final departure, thank Science, I've brought you all a treat of some wonton burrito meals."

"No," he added on a surly note, "I didn't make them, so they're safe. I have the receipts if you don't believe me. But whether or not you'd trust anything that hippie bum at the general store sells is up to you."

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Is A Cigar Just A Cigar, Tuesday, Period 3

[steel-not-glass.livejournal.com]

"I'm very glad to see all of you back and in one piece," Cindy said as the class filed in. "I wasn't looking forward to failing anyone because they got themselves hurt acting like an idiot."

But she totally would, let's be clear.

"So today is your final," she said, handing a stack of papers to Jaime if he was there to begin handing out. "You've been a great class this semester and I'm glad we got to work together. Hopefully you'll retain some of this information past the winter break--it'll be useful for those of you who intend to go on to college in this world, I promise."

She pointed at her desk, which was covered with a platter of pastries and a to-go container of milk and another of tea. Also napkins. Lots of napkins. "Help yourselves to some of the snacks while you work," she offered, and when you're done with your final, you're free to go. I hope I see you in future classes.

[OCD coming up]

Unconventional Tactics, Tuesday, Period 2

[the_merriest]

Today, there was no lanky Turk standing in front of the class room. Just a weirdly dressed blonde girl that some of you might have taken classes with, a couple of years ago. She was holding a small bright red baby bird cradled in her hands.

( Your Final. And Blackmail Material For Your Regular Teacher. )

Library, Tuesday

[angelo_wings]

The library was much quieter this week than it had been, the week before. Rinoa didn't mind a busy library, but considering the reason for the hub-bub, she was grateful that this week could be nicely quiet and deserted.

She puttered around, straightening this and checking in that, finding busy work for herself.