The Science of Deduction, Friday - 10/8

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There was a movie set up for the class today. Possibly because the teacher had spent far too much time in Baltimore, nearly getting shot. Or possibly because there was no class next week.

"I'm not going to pretend your minds are working with the promise of poorly supervised ski trips looming ahead. So, in order to waste less of my time--" Which was clearly the important thing here. "--a movie was selected for you. I'm sure you're all thrilled," Sherlock said dryly.

Soon people would learn what happens when he allowed his flatmate to pick the movie. The annoyance at shoddy deductions would be immense.

Student Council | Friday Lunchtime

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Barney was thrilled for it to be that Friday once more. "Good job with the whole weekend of parents thing," he congratulated them once the reps had arrived. "Your next mission, should you choose to complete it - and if you don't you fail as a StuCo - is Homecoming." He let that sink in for a moment.

"Yes, that's right, we're once again letting the kids who left come back. Well, the successfully graduated. It's probably a bad plan, but there's funnel cake and short skirts, so I'm on board! Now, talk it out, make those decisions you kids are so into. Will there be Beiber or B.O.B.?"

Library [10-8]

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George was pretty sure none would be around th'library on th'last day before the fall break so he thought it'd be a good time t'get some reading done. In th'library. Yes, it was crazy talk.

What It Takes To Be A Badass | Friday | Period 2

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Loki's apathy was still pretty prevalent but he wasn't going to make this a movie day. He was certain he'd only get yelled at or lectured by some smart mouthed student and today, he might have tried to smite the kid what with his mood.

"So, inspired by one of your fellow students taking issue with my last class lesson," he said, managing a smirk, "today, you're going to learn an important part of the badass persona. Being a fucking smart mouthed, back talking twit. Look, badasses can follow authority but they're not always going to follow authority. That would make them subservient and too obedient. You've gotta rebel and defy authority sometimes. That's what makes things interesting and that's the way you're really gonna garner some attention."

Whether that be positive or negative depended on how you handled the rebellion.

"You've gotta know how to backtalk though. You can't just find your boss and call him a cow because you hate your job. That's weak and lame and it's gonna get you fired. If you're gonna tell your boss off, you better be prepared to make it rip roaring. You better have original, active insults ready, you better not fucking stutter and you'd better know your targets. If your boss or guardian or what the fuck ever isn't going to be affected by back talk, it's gonna be worthless. Pick your spots, know your targets. You can yap until you're blue in the face but you're not gonna make any headway unless you know who you're mouthing off to and how to approach it. Am I saying to do some research? Fuck yes. So, that's what you're gonna do today. Pair up and chat with each other. Find out basic things and then, out of nowhere, start mouthing off to each other. Back talk, rebel, try and get the upper hand. See if it works. Go to it."

Dealing With Loss [after classes]

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If you were expecting a club run by Ben Skywalker to not have ice cream and coffee, you didn't know Ben very well.

( Snippity snip! )

Demolition and Dynamite; Friday, Third Period [ 10/08 ].

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"All right." Kūkaku started right into class today, not wanting to waste any time getting to the good stuff. "So,you've learned about making and using several different explosives so far, and, today, we're gonna learn how to take them apart and dismantle them before they blow things up."

( And things start to get interesting... )

"Go on, then, quit pissing around. I don't want to have to use this thing just to get you going. First ones are set to go off in fifteen minutes, but don't think that means you can take your sweet ass time."


[[ ODC on the way is up! Go, go, go! ]]

[[ previous classes ]]

Battles That Changed (American) History, Second Period, 10-8

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"Today we're going to be talking about a battle the American side--not that they were American at the time, actually--definitively lost," Steve said, "inspiring one of the more stirring rally cries in our history.

( Remember the Alamo )

Apathy Club, Some Place No One Cares About, This Club Sucks So Hard, Friday

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Ugh. Why had people come back? Why had anyone signed up for this club in the first place? What had possessed her to send that form in?

Great. Now she was going to have to talk again."

"Didn't the club suck hard enough last week?" George asked. "Because this club sucks. There's absolutely no point to it. Don't anybody think for a second that I'm actually going to run this stupid club."

They were probably not under that particular delusion, no.

"You want an activity? I have an awesome idea for one. Here's next week's activity: don't show up."

This week's activity could be bitching and moaning about how stupid the club was in the first fucking place.

Let's be honest: that was going to happen every week.