Home Ec is Outrageous!; Monday, Period Five [ 08/16 ].

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"Good afternoon, my avid academics!" Aquaman greeted the class with the usual brightness and proud smiles, though there were very nearly proud tears lining his eyes as he embarked on his very last chapter in his Fandom High Adventure. To think! No more classes after this! It was enough to make a man weep if it weren't for future adventures ahead of him.

"Can you believe that it is already our very last day of this class? I know I can't! It had truly been an outrageous summer, and you've all worked so hard and well, even against the adversity of certain tasks that may have presented themselves to be a difficult challenge! But what is life without challenges? What is success without a high mountain to climb or a tall hurdle to leap? I hope you are all as proud of yourselves as I am of you! I shall miss you all greatly, but, if you're ever in Atlantis, you'll have to look me up! I'll be the guy on the throne with the crown!"

Although he was pretty sure that, for some, the idea of even going anywhere near an underwater city and time soon...

ANYWAY!

"So, for our very last day, hopefully you have brought your fish back to class and I would like you to tell the class a little about any adventures you and your gilled friend may have had. Then, we'll spend the rest of the hour revisiting our favorite projects! Everything we've worked on, you can work on again. I've got things for cooking, sewing, cleaning, basket weaving, anything you'd like, to really show off what brought you joy and happiness in this particular subject!"

"I shall miss you all greatly! But I can tell there's a bright future in home maintenance ahead of all of you!"

...Sure there was, Aquaman. Sure there was.

[[ please wait for the slowly approaching OCD is ready to roll. ]]

[[ Class Roster and Syllabus ]] [[ previous classes ]]

Final Class: Doomsday & Keeping Your Advantage. Monday Morning

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Students from both the Doomsday and the Terrain classes had received handwavey notice to meet at the Causeway today before first period...

Adventure Games, Monday, Period 3

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For their final class, Ziva had asked the students to meet her on the roof of the dorm. She'd thought about doing this in the Danger Shop instead, but it just wouldn't have the same effect.

"Welcome to our last class together," she said with a smile. "You have all been wonderful students, so thank you for that. Your final today is simple, so to speak: strap on a harness--" she pointed to a pile of them by the edge of the roof "--and rappel from here down to the ground without splattering yourselves all over the place. I will be spotting you from the ground, for everyone's safety." Whether they liked it or not, crazy daredevils. "Get ready, and I will see you all at the bottom."

[Since they're in public, there is a place in the OCD for people to watch. :)]

Infiltration and Advanced Sneakiness [Tuesday, August 17]

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"Welcome to your final class," Anakin said, sweeping into the Danger Shop, today set up as a gigantic empty docking bay. "Today you're job is to sneak through this fully armed and operational battle station past the kind of stupid heavily armed and extremely paranoid Stormtroopers, and turn off the shield that is keeping you trapped on this ship.

He waved a hand and a completely incomprehensible detailed map of the interior of the, frankly, enormous, ship sprung to life in three dimensions. "You are here," he said, pointing, "and need to get here--which is ten kilometers away."

Anakin didn't believe in easy scenarios, no.

"Team up, go alone--just get to the shield generator, switch it off and return here without getting captured or killed. You have only what you've brought with you, or what you can find or take on your way. May the Force be with you."