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fandomhigh2010-08-16 05:58 am
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Home Ec is Outrageous!; Monday, Period Five [ 08/16 ].
"Good afternoon, my avid academics!" Aquaman greeted the class with the usual brightness and proud smiles, though there were very nearly proud tears lining his eyes as he embarked on his very last chapter in his Fandom High Adventure. To think! No more classes after this! It was enough to make a man weep if it weren't for future adventures ahead of him.
"Can you believe that it is already our very last day of this class? I know I can't! It had truly been an outrageous summer, and you've all worked so hard and well, even against the adversity of certain tasks that may have presented themselves to be a difficult challenge! But what is life without challenges? What is success without a high mountain to climb or a tall hurdle to leap? I hope you are all as proud of yourselves as I am of you! I shall miss you all greatly, but, if you're ever in Atlantis, you'll have to look me up! I'll be the guy on the throne with the crown!"
Although he was pretty sure that, for some, the idea of even going anywhere near an underwater city and time soon...
ANYWAY!
"So, for our very last day, hopefully you have brought your fish back to class and I would like you to tell the class a little about any adventures you and your gilled friend may have had. Then, we'll spend the rest of the hour revisiting our favorite projects! Everything we've worked on, you can work on again. I've got things for cooking, sewing, cleaning, basket weaving, anything you'd like, to really show off what brought you joy and happiness in this particular subject!"
"I shall miss you all greatly! But I can tell there's a bright future in home maintenance ahead of all of you!"
...Sure there was, Aquaman. Sure there was.
[[please wait for the slowly approaching OCD is ready to roll. ]]
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"Can you believe that it is already our very last day of this class? I know I can't! It had truly been an outrageous summer, and you've all worked so hard and well, even against the adversity of certain tasks that may have presented themselves to be a difficult challenge! But what is life without challenges? What is success without a high mountain to climb or a tall hurdle to leap? I hope you are all as proud of yourselves as I am of you! I shall miss you all greatly, but, if you're ever in Atlantis, you'll have to look me up! I'll be the guy on the throne with the crown!"
Although he was pretty sure that, for some, the idea of even going anywhere near an underwater city and time soon...
ANYWAY!
"So, for our very last day, hopefully you have brought your fish back to class and I would like you to tell the class a little about any adventures you and your gilled friend may have had. Then, we'll spend the rest of the hour revisiting our favorite projects! Everything we've worked on, you can work on again. I've got things for cooking, sewing, cleaning, basket weaving, anything you'd like, to really show off what brought you joy and happiness in this particular subject!"
"I shall miss you all greatly! But I can tell there's a bright future in home maintenance ahead of all of you!"
...Sure there was, Aquaman. Sure there was.
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[[ Class Roster and Syllabus ]] [[ previous classes ]]