"Good
afternoon, class!" Today, they would find themselves being greeted by their brusque teacher in the usual Danger Shop clearing, although the woods seemed a bit thicker, the rocky bits rockier, and there was the sound of a waterfall and a river off in the distance, which spilled out into the sea. It was all very pretty.
"Allow me to take a second to
apologize for missing
class last week, but I am sure my
TA did a fine job in
leading you to
buttkicking! If you have any particularly
rousing stories about your
buttkicking or any
residual questions, please, I would
love to hear them!"
"
Today we are working on two very important
ranger skills! Tracking, and plant finding!" He started to
hand out
some papers, which were probably pretty
helpful and full of information, but Minsc would not be offended if anyone made paper planes or blew their noses in them...
because they had a lot of information on them and reading was hard. "Being able to recognize
signs of creatures in the area
recently might be a big difference between a
successful raid or being
eaten by a bear! And knowing the difference between a
plant that can a heal and a
plant that can give you explosive stomach pains is very good, too! You'd be
surprised how similar they make some of those! So please look over the
material, ask any
questions if you've
got them, and I'd like you to
pair up, go into the woods, and start
tracking! Try to find the lair of a
creature or
monster hidden in these woods, and then try to locate at least three
bad plants and three
good plants! When you are done, you may work on your sparring or target practise. Now
go!"
[[ OCD is on the way wandered into the poison sumac, whoops! ]]