Lunch - Wednesday 8/22

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Announcements [Wednesday]

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

There was a decidedly low key and calm Umbridge on the public address system this morning.

"Hello dearest students and I do hope you have are all having a wonderful day." She didn't but what's a lie on top of everything else. "Now then, if the following people would kindly report to my office I would be most appreciative: River Tam, Isabel Evans, Zuko and Jo Harvelle please report to my office. We'll have tea and crumpets and stimulating conversation, I'm sure."

She laughed into the microphone, high pitched and shudder inducing.

"Now. Should any other students want to visit me, you're more than welcome. I'm sure we could have quite the interesting time together. There's so many of you I haven't met yet. Why, just ask two of your most favorite teachers how much fun I am. Professors Aly and Deadpool would be pleased to tell you of all my talents, I'm sure."

More laughter, this time almost proud.

"Thank you, have a pleasant day."

[React at will! Those who were called, if you can't make it, please don't worry about it. Also, she's totally and completely baiting the teachers here so, again, feel free to react.]

Spying Week 7, Period 1

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Morning everyone," Aly said, looking tired but mainly pissed off by the earlier announcements.  She glanced around the class.  "Here's the thing.  Don't bait her.  Don't taunt her.  Don't draw her attention down to yourself.  If she calls you into her office, don't go.  I'll take responsibility.  Any question?"

After any questions were answered, she continued.  "Okay, we've spent six weeks talking about spying and skills a spy has.  Today I want to talk about what a spy does.  When's spying the right thing to do?  When is it too dangerous?  When is it - or is it ever unethical?  And do any of these answers change depending upon who you're reporting to?"

She smiled.  "I meant what I said at the beginning of class.  If there are any problems let me know.  Other than that, you guys were a pleasure.  Thank you for being in my class and I hope to see you all again future classes or in my office hours."

[OOC:  Please wait for the OCD is up!]

Patriotism Yay!: Period 2, Week 7

[screwyoumarvel]

"Well," Steve began as his students gathered, "today is our last day together. I hope you all learned something, if only to take a closer look at what you believe. I apologize for any problems, I'm still ironing out the kinks on this 'teaching' thing. So, today we have celebratory punch and pie for all surviving seven weeks together, but before we get to that, I'd like everyone to tell me one thing they learned or one question they've learned to ask. Go!"

Construction Site: Wednesday August 22nd, all day

[needsaparrot]

If you noticed a Xander-less construction site for most of the morning, you weren't imagining things. It took him a while to hop there from MCA.

He really should have called somebody and asked them to put up a sign, but he might be just a little stubborn. Maybe.

There's paintbrushes, there's a grim-faced guy sitting next to the paint-cans looking lazy but he's not, and there's still music playing. Loudly.
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[OOC: Open!]

How to Be Awesome: Period 1, Week 7

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Barney was dressed in his nicest all-black suit ensemble, it was his Vader suit. He addressed his class, assembled in the darkened Danger Shop for the last time.
( The Culminating Event )

[ooc: Up early because I plan to be awake a long time. Andrew modded with permission. Please wait for OCD is up! Also, feel free to disregard the team aspect and make it a free for all as you wish. OMG, you were an awesome class! I hope you had as much fun as I did!]

Flight and Flying [Thursday, August 23, 3rd period]

[sith_happened]

Anakin was waiting for the students on the top of the apartment building in town, leaning up against a Lambda-class Imperial shuttle.

"Welcome to the Virgo," he said with a small smile before giving them a quick rundown of the general specifications of the ship. "It's twenty meters long and is generally used to ferry soldiers or cargo back home," he said. "It's also equipped with a hyperdrive--which we will not be using--as well as two forward-facing double laser cannons, two wing-mounted double cannons, and a rear-facing double laser cannon." He met each student's eyes. "Which we will definitely not be using. We're going to do a quick swing around the system here--we won't go out as far as Pluto, but since it's not a planet any longer, I doubt it will be that offended."

He waved a hand towards the ramp. "Come aboard."