Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

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"Hello impressionable youths of varying species!" Deadpool said, bouncing a little as he bit a large cardboard box down. "Today we are going over the most important part of being a mercenary..."

(Killing people?)

"The outfit!"

(Wow, I am so gay now.)

"Now, an outfit can be used as a trademark or to disguise your identity. For me, it's a trademark and don't you listen to anyone named Spider-Man who tries to tell you otherwise. My outfit is original and unique and just adorable. Now as for hiding an identity, I turn to my T.A., Setsuna!"

Setsuna groaned at her idiot teacher's antics before stepping forward, shaking her head at him.

"Now if I give here this pair of glasses..." He handed over the glasses, waiting for her to put them on.

Oh yeah, he was going to get yelled at for this. Or not allowed alcohol the next time he went to the Nest, or something.

She put the glasses on, still shaking her head at his stupidity.

"Voila! A completely different person!"

(Now she needs a plucky reporter girlfriend.)

He nudged the box o' costumes forward toward the class. "I expect excellent outfits by the end of the class period."

"Oh!" He slapped his forehead. "I almost forgot! This weekend there will be a field trip into the woods with the ninjaing and explosions classes. There will be wackiness abounds, but remember that throwing bombs at teachers is still a bad idea."

[[ooc: Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

Freelance Treasure Hunting, Monday, Period 5, Class #6

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"Good afternoon, everyone," Vala greeted the students as they entered, possibly eyeing Karal and Dean a little oddly, "and welcome to our second to last class. We'll be continuing our efforts to learn how to resell your acquired merchandise. Assuming that your identification and authentication go properly, it will be your job to get the best price you can for your item--whether it's in money, goods, or services that you need."

"Today's class will have two parts: First, I'd like to know what you would think would be important qualities for a, uh, resale merchant to have, and how you would be able to tell that he, she, or it is reputable." Vala, of course, was very equal opportunity. "Second, I would like for you to break up into pairs and try to sell an item of your choice--one of you will be the seller, and the other the purchaser. Obviously, sellers, you want to get as much as you can for your item--you almost worked very hard to get it, after all. Purchasers, you don't want to part with anything more than you have to."

"Have fun!"

Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way #6, Monday, Period 3

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When everyone had sat down, GOB started to speak. The fact that he had a bunch of videotapes may have been worrisome. "Today we're going to be talking about something that can only be described as a huge mistake. Everyone who ever talks to you about this will point out how bad of a mistake it is, how it never ends well, and how screwed you are when the relationship tanks. But it's a mistake that you're still going to make. Everyone always does at some point. Today we're talking about filming yourself during sex. I like to call this ( Filming: A Terrible Mistake, and What to Do When You've Made It )

[OOC: Hey, I forgot to write this last night, whee.]

Library [06/18]

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Sam was really hoping that he hadn't accidentally gotten decaf coffee this morning as he went to open the library.

Construction Site: Monday 6-18: All Day

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The usual safety gear and tools are set out, but today instead of bricks to lay not dirty there are stacks of wood that need to be cut.

"Yeah, I'm letting you use the sharp objects today," Xander says with a small smile, proceeding into a rather extended and handwavy safety lecture. And then there's no smile. "Screw around near them and you'll be outta here so fast your ass'll give off sparks when it hits the sidewalk."
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[OOC: Open!]

Firearms and You #6 (Monday Period 1)

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John met the class by the campfire in the cabin clearing as all students had been handwavily informed to do so. There was still the usual coffee and sign in sheet, as well as a handout. There was also a pile of equipment -- protective goggles and facemasks, camouflage jumpsuits and a wide variety of weapons.

"Good morning," John said. "Now that you've had a chance to try out and hopefully get comfortable with different types of guns, we're going to have a little fun and test how good you've become in a situation more like real life. I'm going to divide you into two teams and send you out into the woods. The object is to eliminate everyone on the opposing team before they eliminate you.

"Now obviously this isn't something we can use real guns and live ammo for," John said with a faint smile, "so we're going to be using paintball weapons. The handout you picked up gives some basic information on this kind of exercise and there's a number of differently modified paintball guns for you to choose from. The protective goggles and facemasks are mandatory; other than that you can pick and choose among the rest of the equipment for the combination that you think will best help you to win."

John looked around at them. "The teams will be as follows: Team One will consist of Jo Harvelle, Chris Halliwell, Lana Lang, Tannim Drake, Luke Skywalker, Billy Kessler, Z Delgado and Dawn Summers. Team Two will consist of Andros, John Sheppard, Wyatt Halliwell, Abigail Whistler, Peter Pensvie, Eve Levine, Bridge Carson and Turtle Wexler. Are the any questions?"

Once he had answered any questions there were, John said, "Okay, you've ten minutes to get together with your team and arm up. After that it'll be time to head into the woods and start the exercise."

[ooc: wait for OCD's are up. Have at it!]

Lunch -Monday 6/18

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Das Schnitzel slid into the cafeteria late this afternoon. Literally slid. She slipped on a banana peel. Anyone who said anything would get thwapped over the head. She quickly sqwaked orders at the other chickens for lunch.

Today's Menu:

-Crabcake Sandwiches

-Macoroni and Cheese

-Potato Salad

-Cupcakes

[*facepalms* I knew I forgot something this morning]

Applications Now Closed

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Teacher and student applications for fandomhigh are now closed. Everyone who applied will get a response before the end of the term. Applications for fandomtownies are always open and can be accessed by that community's user info page.

Thanks to everyone who sent in applications!

Goth Eye for the Prep Guy, Tuesday 1st Period 6/19/07

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Abby was typing on a computer and talking into a cell phone as the students arrived and she pointed to a sign next to her.

Busy catching bad guys.
Grab a laptop and follow the instructions!

A stack of laptops were on the table in several moddable sizes and brands. When opened, they would have instructions on just what macros were, a few examples and some blank pictures for macro-ing.

[ocd up! Play!]
ETA: All pics here are safe for work. Please continue that trend in the posting of your macros!