Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hello impressionable youths of varying species!" Deadpool said, bouncing a little as he bit a large cardboard box down. "Today we are going over the most important part of being a mercenary..."

(Killing people?)

"The outfit!"

(Wow, I am so gay now.)

"Now, an outfit can be used as a trademark or to disguise your identity. For me, it's a trademark and don't you listen to anyone named Spider-Man who tries to tell you otherwise. My outfit is original and unique and just adorable. Now as for hiding an identity, I turn to my T.A., Setsuna!"

Setsuna groaned at her idiot teacher's antics before stepping forward, shaking her head at him.

"Now if I give here this pair of glasses..." He handed over the glasses, waiting for her to put them on.

Oh yeah, he was going to get yelled at for this. Or not allowed alcohol the next time he went to the Nest, or something.

She put the glasses on, still shaking her head at his stupidity.

"Voila! A completely different person!"

(Now she needs a plucky reporter girlfriend.)

He nudged the box o' costumes forward toward the class. "I expect excellent outfits by the end of the class period."

"Oh!" He slapped his forehead. "I almost forgot! This weekend there will be a field trip into the woods with the ninjaing and explosions classes. There will be wackiness abounds, but remember that throwing bombs at teachers is still a bad idea."

[[ooc: Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

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With a fashion forward icon!

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[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna Sakurazaki

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[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

Charlie McGee

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[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely Booth

Try On Outfits

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The box is full of everything a mercenary might want, including random pouches and belts and shirts that give you too many muscles.

And, for some reason, a large number of dresses.

Don't ask.

Mod whatever you like.

Re: Try On Outfits

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely started sorting through the box. Oooh, hey, leather skirt.

Re: Try On Outfits

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"This teacher is insane," Gavin muttered as he pulled out a sequined evening gown. "How is this comfortable?"

Re: Try On Outfits

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"That size wouldn't be," Seely remarked, adjusting his wig. "Try a few up."

Re: Try On Outfits

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"How do you know this?" Gavin asked, slanting a glance at Seely.

Re: Try On Outfits

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve rummaged through the box, coming up with... well, it was purple and spandex. "Why am I not surprised at this?" she muttered, tossing it aside and resuming her exploration of the box.

Re: Try On Outfits

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel tried on a blue skin-tight outfit which not only showed off her muscles but something else as well (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/tag/boobs+don%27t+work+that+way).

She looked down at her chest looking somewhat confused. Not only did her breasts seem bigger but they seemed to... well defy gravity.

"Okay. How did that happen?"

[ooc: link can be NSFW]

Re: Try On Outfits

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

Charlie blinked. Tilted her head one way. Then the other. "I... have no idea. Spandex is magic?"

Re: Try On Outfits

[jedi-qui.livejournal.com]

"I really don't see what's wrong with Jedi robes," Qui-Gon said even as he half-heartedly went through the box.

Re: Try On Outfits

[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

Haku dig through the boxes and actually put together an actually nice, pink girls outfit. Pulling his hair back into a loopy feminine style, you'd never know that he was a deadly assasin.... or a 'he' for that matter.

Re: Try On Outfits

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Zuko is both ignoring the clothes and a certain slayer in the class. Now there's a surprise.

Re: Try On Outfits

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel is ignoring a certain firebender right back. Dammit.

In fact she's better at ignoring him that he is at her. So there.

Re: Try On Outfits

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka found an ice-blue spandex outfit that was nicely padded to make it look like he had muscles that actually bulged. He wasn't too sure about the navy panties that came with it, but he shrugged and pulled them on overtop.

In addition to the requisite boots, he also added his boomerang sheath, a bandolier and wide belt both covered in pouches for... things. He'd put things in them. Maybe bombs. Who knew?

And a long bandanna. Because, damn, that looked cool.

Re: Try On Outfits

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Black was good. Kabuto stuck with dark colors, feeling more comfortable with them. Nevermind that the clothes themselves were dressy and not originally intended to be...well, moveable.

Talk to the T.A.s

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

But wait for them to ping in please!

Re: Talk to the T.A.s

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna's there. With her glasses. Thinking Deadpool is the biggest moron on the planet.

Re: Talk to the T.A.s

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Kabuto smirked at her. "Nice glasses," he commented.

Re: Talk to the T.A.s

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec is looking bemused, and finding himself debating the idea of yellow spandex.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Ooo! More pouches! just what he needed!

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The field trip starts Friday after the event o' the day is over and will be ending Sunday afternoon.

It's a trip to Prince William Forest Park, just south of D.C. More info will be up later.

Ping in here if your character can't go please!

Re: OOC

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed totally can't go.

No. Really.