Tuesday Afternoon: How to Win Friends, etc. [Session One]

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( Roster )

As the students file in they'll see that the Danger shop appears to look like a normal classroom. Suddenly from the back of the room a sharp piercing whistle is heard as Dr. Cox marches into the room with a stuffed dug under his arm.

"SEATS! NOW!" He bellows and glares at everyone in the classroom until they are sitting at a desk.

( So you want to learn how to win friends and impress people. Do you realize how pa-ha-thetic you people are? )

[ooc: OCD is up. Go for it.]

Summer Session 2, Scoobying Workshop #1, Afternoon 7/11/2006 (Held at Jeff, God of Biscuits today)

[soldtoarmenians]

[Roster]

A note was handwavily left at each cabin door this morning along with an e-mail, to cover all bases, letting the campers know where to meet, and that they should dress in shoes they don't mind running in, and clothes they don't mind getting jelly on.

Now, three tables along the window opposite the pastry cases are pushed together and covered with open white boxes of doughnuts. Yeast, cake, cruller, bearclaw, jelly, custard, cream puff and eclair, with sprinkles and without, they're all there. Chairs are arranged in a semi-circle around the boxes, and -- contain your shock -- where there are doughnuts, there's Xander.

Once everybody's settled down, he grins, and holds up a bavarian creme. "This is Scoobying 101; for anybody who doesn't know me by now, I'm Xander Harris." He waves the doughnut, because by all means reduce, re-use and recycle, even or maybe especially when it comes to jokes. "Actually, this is a doughnut and I'm Xander; Scoobying would be the thing you're in besides a bakery."

( So what's that, then? The non-doughnut, non-bakery thing? )

[OPEN LIKE A BOX OF DOUGHNUTS. Posted early because work is going to be wacky this week and next, so I have no idea when I'll be able to ping in.]

Archery Workshop #1, 7/11, Danger Shop, Afternoon

[deadly_little]

( Archery Safety )

(no subject)

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Guud murneeng stoodents! Injuyeeng yuoor noo vurkshups? I'fe-a heerd guud theengs! Yuoo cunnut see-a zeem boot I hefe-a cheeckens getheereeng inffumeshun fur me-a eferyvhere. Boot dun't let thet scere-a yuoo!

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Svedeesh Meetbells

-Regooler Meetbells

-Toffu Meetbells

-Jellu in zee shepe-a ooff Meetbells

Writing Workshop - 7/11 - Journalism Classroom - Tuesday Morning

[mycanonhatesme]

Like the beginning of the last session of classes, Chloe had set herself up in the Journalism classroom, and was waiting happily for her students to arrive.

( Week 1: Biographies )

First Aid II, Tuesday Morning, Danger Shop

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Elliot looks more comfortable teaching this time. She might also be trying to prove something to someone. Maybe.

"Hey people, welcome to First Aid II. It looks like a lot of you took my first class last term -- for which, thank you for working with me again and if you're thinking about med school, I'd love to talk to you -- so we're just going to do some quick introductions and then jump into simulated first aid situations.

My name is Elliot Reid, I'm a doctor. Normal human, from now, all of that. Boring, for this place.

One last thing, if you ever have any problems with anything you need to do in this class -- whether it's CPR practice or a rampaging CGI badger -- let me know. I, um, don't have a syllabus yet, but I'll email it to you within the week. And let's begin."

( Class roster behind the cut. )

[OOC: OCD is up. Mod away with the patients. As usual, I'll be leaving for work around 1:30 EST.]

Yet More How to Be an Entertainer, Caritas, 07.12.06

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When all of the students arrived, the Zombie Band began playing the always familiar Final Countdown. After some pause, GOB came out onto the stage and made a bouquet of flowers appear in each hand. And then...

( Workshop #1 )