Tuesday Afternoon: How to Win Friends, etc. [Session One]

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Roster:
Zack Addy
Belthazor
Cordelia Chase
John Crichton
Timothy Desmond
Tyler Durden
Draco Malfoy
Peter Pevensie
Blair Sandburg
Greg Sanders
Ranma Saotome
Shiro
Aeryn Sun
Elizabeth Weir

As the students file in they'll see that the Danger shop appears to look like a normal classroom. Suddenly from the back of the room a sharp piercing whistle is heard as Dr. Cox marches into the room with a stuffed dug under his arm.

"SEATS! NOW!" He bellows and glares at everyone in the classroom until they are sitting at a desk.

"So you want to learn how to win friends and impress people. Do you realize how pa-ha-thetic you people are? I mean for the love of GOD people! Do you realize what this leads to? It leads you to becoming something like THIS!"

Cox flips a switch and in the Danger Shop a hologram appears of a middle aged man wearing a lab coat with red horns and a pointed tail. The hologram appears to be limited because it only says: "Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"

Then hologram points at himself with its thumbs. "Bob Kelso. That'd be me."

The hologram continues to repeat itself throughout class.

"This! This is what you'll become! DO YOU NOT SEE THE DANGER!! MY GOD NEWBIES! THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!" Dr. Cox ranted.

He then took a deep breath and glared at the students sitting at their desks. "Let's get one thing straight people. Friends? Who needs them. Impressing people? Bah! What I am about to show you are the tools of the enemy. You will learn them. You will learn to fight them. I will give you the tools to fight them.

Cox points to seven random people an then points to Rowdy's mouth. "I want each of you to write down something that you want including your name. Put it Old Yeller's mouth here and the person who gets the object of your desire? You will try to schmooze it from them. The rest of you? You will fight to the fiber of your being to keep it from them. Then you will flip sides and the schmoozer will become the schmoozee."

[ooc: For simplicity I have listed the partners already:

Zack Addy - John Crichton
Cordelia Chase - Belthazor
Timothy Desmond - Peter Pevensie
Tyler Durden - Draco Malfoy
Blair Sandburg - Aeryn Sun
Greg Sanders - Ranma Saotome
Shiro - Elizabeth Weir

Please sign in by writing down the object of your desire.]


[ooc: OCD is up. Go for it.]

Comments

Sign-In

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Collapsinate or Perish. Don't forget to mention the object of your desire.

Re: Sign-In

[can_be_more]

Aeryn Sun

I want the talking toaster dead.

During the Rant/Lecture

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

React. Or pass notes and talk if you dare.

Re: During the Rant/Lecture

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair stared open-mouthed at the new teacher and his hologram friend.

Re: During the Rant/Lecture

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler thought Dr. COx was in desperate need of either Fight Club, or extensive medication. But he was pretty entertaining.

Re: During the Rant/Lecture

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordelia just stared. And stared.

She thinks she might like this guy, even if he is kind of, well, terrifying.

Re: During the Rant/Lecture

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Draco thought Dr. Cox was a terrifying, terrifying combination of his father and Snape. Gah!

Re: Sign-In

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Well I can't completely disagree with the impressing people part, but let's see you mediate a dispute among Fae, or Excorsise an Unseelie without friends.

Re: During the Rant/Lecture

[can_be_more]

...Aeryn kinda likes this guy.

Group One: Zack Addy - John Crichton

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

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Re: Group One: Zack Addy - John Crichton

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack prepared to start schmoozing up John.

Group Two: Cordelia Chase - Belthazor

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

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Re: Group Two: Cordelia Chase - Belthazor

[demonbelthazor]

Bel wondered just how he was supposed to schmooze "being a hero" from Cordelia.

Group Three: Timothy Desmond - Peter Pevensie

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

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Re: Group Three: Timothy Desmond - Peter Pevensie

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter was rather glad he'd asked for something tangible as he waited for Tim.

Group Four: Tyler Durden - Draco Malfoy

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

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Re: Group Four: Tyler Durden - Draco Malfoy

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler smirked. He wondered how hard it would be to get Draco to hug him.

Ew.

Group Five: Blair Sandburg - Aeryn Sun

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

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Re: Group Five: Blair Sandburg - Aeryn Sun

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair bounced nervously, and tried to focus on world peace and how he could schmooze for it.

Group Six: Greg Sanders - Ranma Saotome

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

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Group Seven: Shiro - Elizabeth Weir

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

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Re: Group Seven: Shiro - Elizabeth Weir

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth wasn't too sure who Shiro was. Which kinda presented a problem.

She concentrated on running through her election points in her head.

Talk or Complain to Cox...

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Really. He doesn't care.

OOC

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Yis. The threads are done.

Re: OOC

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

So...Ranma-mun is out of town for the week. Want me to pair up Greg with someone else?