Tuesday Afternoon: How to Win Friends, etc. [Session One]

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Roster:
Zack Addy
Belthazor
Cordelia Chase
John Crichton
Timothy Desmond
Tyler Durden
Draco Malfoy
Peter Pevensie
Blair Sandburg
Greg Sanders
Ranma Saotome
Shiro
Aeryn Sun
Elizabeth Weir

As the students file in they'll see that the Danger shop appears to look like a normal classroom. Suddenly from the back of the room a sharp piercing whistle is heard as Dr. Cox marches into the room with a stuffed dug under his arm.

"SEATS! NOW!" He bellows and glares at everyone in the classroom until they are sitting at a desk.

"So you want to learn how to win friends and impress people. Do you realize how pa-ha-thetic you people are? I mean for the love of GOD people! Do you realize what this leads to? It leads you to becoming something like THIS!"

Cox flips a switch and in the Danger Shop a hologram appears of a middle aged man wearing a lab coat with red horns and a pointed tail. The hologram appears to be limited because it only says: "Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"

Then hologram points at himself with its thumbs. "Bob Kelso. That'd be me."

The hologram continues to repeat itself throughout class.

"This! This is what you'll become! DO YOU NOT SEE THE DANGER!! MY GOD NEWBIES! THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!" Dr. Cox ranted.

He then took a deep breath and glared at the students sitting at their desks. "Let's get one thing straight people. Friends? Who needs them. Impressing people? Bah! What I am about to show you are the tools of the enemy. You will learn them. You will learn to fight them. I will give you the tools to fight them.

Cox points to seven random people an then points to Rowdy's mouth. "I want each of you to write down something that you want including your name. Put it Old Yeller's mouth here and the person who gets the object of your desire? You will try to schmooze it from them. The rest of you? You will fight to the fiber of your being to keep it from them. Then you will flip sides and the schmoozer will become the schmoozee."

[ooc: For simplicity I have listed the partners already:

Zack Addy - John Crichton
Cordelia Chase - Belthazor
Timothy Desmond - Peter Pevensie
Tyler Durden - Draco Malfoy
Blair Sandburg - Aeryn Sun
Greg Sanders - Ranma Saotome
Shiro - Elizabeth Weir

Please sign in by writing down the object of your desire.]


[ooc: OCD is up. Go for it.]

Comments

Re: Group Two: Cordelia Chase - Belthazor

[demonbelthazor]

"Excellent!" Bel said. "Well, excellent for us, bad for the vampires. Let's go stop them in the name of goodness and justice!" He paused and eyed Cordelia. "Does this mean we both won then?"

Re: Group Two: Cordelia Chase - Belthazor

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordelia smiled. "I guess so, but I think you got a better grade than I did, what with managing to get your partner to flash you."

Re: Group Two: Cordelia Chase - Belthazor

[demonbelthazor]

Bel grinned. "Don't tell my girlfriend."

Re: Group Two: Cordelia Chase - Belthazor

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordy grimmaced. She'd forgotten that Bel has a girlfriend.

"I promise as long as you don't either. She'd probably kill me."

Re: Group Two: Cordelia Chase - Belthazor

[demonbelthazor]

"As long as it doesn't make the radio, we're safe," Bel said. "It was all in the name of education, anyway."

Mmmm, boobies.

Re: Group Two: Cordelia Chase - Belthazor

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordelia grinned. "Yeah, sure. Easy for you to say."