fandomhigh | Tuesday Afternoon: How to Win Friends, etc. [Session One]

Roster:
Zack Addy
Belthazor
Cordelia Chase
John Crichton
Timothy Desmond
Tyler Durden
Draco Malfoy
Peter Pevensie
Blair Sandburg
Greg Sanders
Ranma Saotome
Shiro
Aeryn Sun
Elizabeth Weir

As the students file in they'll see that the Danger shop appears to look like a normal classroom. Suddenly from the back of the room a sharp piercing whistle is heard as Dr. Cox marches into the room with a stuffed dug under his arm.

"SEATS! NOW!" He bellows and glares at everyone in the classroom until they are sitting at a desk.

"So you want to learn how to win friends and impress people. Do you realize how pa-ha-thetic you people are? I mean for the love of GOD people! Do you realize what this leads to? It leads you to becoming something like THIS!"

Cox flips a switch and in the Danger Shop a hologram appears of a middle aged man wearing a lab coat with red horns and a pointed tail. The hologram appears to be limited because it only says: "Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"

Then hologram points at himself with its thumbs. "Bob Kelso. That'd be me."

The hologram continues to repeat itself throughout class.

"This! This is what you'll become! DO YOU NOT SEE THE DANGER!! MY GOD NEWBIES! THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!" Dr. Cox ranted.

He then took a deep breath and glared at the students sitting at their desks. "Let's get one thing straight people. Friends? Who needs them. Impressing people? Bah! What I am about to show you are the tools of the enemy. You will learn them. You will learn to fight them. I will give you the tools to fight them.

Cox points to seven random people an then points to Rowdy's mouth. "I want each of you to write down something that you want including your name. Put it Old Yeller's mouth here and the person who gets the object of your desire? You will try to schmooze it from them. The rest of you? You will fight to the fiber of your being to keep it from them. Then you will flip sides and the schmoozer will become the schmoozee."

[ooc: For simplicity I have listed the partners already:

Zack Addy - John Crichton
Cordelia Chase - Belthazor
Timothy Desmond - Peter Pevensie
Tyler Durden - Draco Malfoy
Blair Sandburg - Aeryn Sun
Greg Sanders - Ranma Saotome
Shiro - Elizabeth Weir

Please sign in by writing down the object of your desire.]

[ooc: OCD is up. Go for it.]

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Cordelia held her head up. "Excellent!" she proclaimed.

"So, uh, was that a successful schmooze? You wanna go next?"

"I'd call that very successful," Bel said, trying not to stare at Cordelia's now-covered chest. He wondered if she did that a lot. He hoped he was around if she did. "But...how do I schmooze being a hero from you?"

Cordy blinked.

"Well, we already talked about this, before, right? I get a vision, I tell you, you save lives. Already worked out."

"Right," Bel said, obviously still somewhat distracted by Boobies! "So, uh, tell me your vision and I'll go be a hero."

Then Cordy remember that she wasn't supposed to help him.

"Um. No. I don't wanna."

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"But how can we save innocents if you don't tell me?" Bel protested. "You gotta tell me what you saw so we can go stop the evil before it...does whatever it's going to do!"

Cordelia harrumphed. This wasn't exactly a war she could wage without coming off a total scumbag.

"But I am evil, mwahaha?" she tried. "Okay, that's obviously not going to work. What's in it for me?"

For some reason, Bel didn't think that flashing Cordelia would get him the same results. "You get to be a hero, too!" he said. "You can save a life or vanquish a demon...and you can do it with better hair than Angel."

Cordy scoffed.

"I've already done that, and it's certainly no question that I have better hair than Angel. I don't see any reason other than appeasing my damn conscience why I should tell you."

"Isn't appeasing your conscience enough?" Bel said, his tone growing more serious. "If innocent people die because you won't tell me, their blood will be on your hands. Can you live with that?"

Cordelia frowned.

"No, dammit! No fair, I can't withhold your wish from you without like, killing people. I think that should be taken into consideration."

"Maybe you were taken over by some evil entity?" Bel suggested. "But then I'd have to vanquish you. So I'd still be a hero, kinda."

"But I'd be dead!" Cordy protested. "Then I'd never be famous."

"So then tell me," Bel said. "Then you can be a hero with me and famous!"

"Good point," Cordy said, thinking about it. "Okay, there's a guy, um, a movie producer! He's being attacked by vampires. On the mainland. Yeah."

"Excellent!" Bel said. "Well, excellent for us, bad for the vampires. Let's go stop them in the name of goodness and justice!" He paused and eyed Cordelia. "Does this mean we both won then?"

Cordelia smiled. "I guess so, but I think you got a better grade than I did, what with managing to get your partner to flash you."

Bel grinned. "Don't tell my girlfriend."

Cordy grimmaced. She'd forgotten that Bel has a girlfriend.

"I promise as long as you don't either. She'd probably kill me."

"As long as it doesn't make the radio, we're safe," Bel said. "It was all in the name of education, anyway."

Mmmm, boobies.

Cordelia grinned. "Yeah, sure. Easy for you to say."

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