School Announcements, April 28
Friday, April 28th, 2006 06:55 amYes, the announcements are early this morning. Yes, they come half an hour before first period. No, Zordon does not sound smugly delighted at all.
"Good morning. The following teenagers with attitude will all report to the Danger Shop tomorrow morning for detention:
Callisto, Martin Blank, Nadia Santos, Belthazor, Isabel Evans, Janet Fraiser, Zero Hopeless-Savage, Blair Sandburg, Miss Parker, Elizabeth Weir, Samantha Carter, Anakin Skywalker, Alanna Trebond, Piper Halliwell, Cameron Mitchell, D'Anna Biers, Walter Dornez, Bridge Carson, and Veronica Mars."
No no no, that wasn't a tiny, subtle chuckle. The PA system's just being weird and glitchy.
"In other news, several pirats are attempting to recreate the recreation of the voyage of the Kon-Tiki in the basement pool. In the name of pirat-ical research, we ask that if you use the pool today, to please have courtesy and not disrupt their trip. That will be all. Thank you, and a moment of silence for A Chorus Line, which closed sixteen years ago today on Broadway after 6, 137 performances."
That sound, just before the PA shuts off? The one that sounds like the fadeout from the end of "Thriller?" It is the fadeout from the end of "Thriller." Really. Zordon can't really laugh like that. Honest.
"Good morning. The following teenagers with attitude will all report to the Danger Shop tomorrow morning for detention:
Callisto, Martin Blank, Nadia Santos, Belthazor, Isabel Evans, Janet Fraiser, Zero Hopeless-Savage, Blair Sandburg, Miss Parker, Elizabeth Weir, Samantha Carter, Anakin Skywalker, Alanna Trebond, Piper Halliwell, Cameron Mitchell, D'Anna Biers, Walter Dornez, Bridge Carson, and Veronica Mars."
No no no, that wasn't a tiny, subtle chuckle. The PA system's just being weird and glitchy.
"In other news, several pirats are attempting to recreate the recreation of the voyage of the Kon-Tiki in the basement pool. In the name of pirat-ical research, we ask that if you use the pool today, to please have courtesy and not disrupt their trip. That will be all. Thank you, and a moment of silence for A Chorus Line, which closed sixteen years ago today on Broadway after 6, 137 performances."
That sound, just before the PA shuts off? The one that sounds like the fadeout from the end of "Thriller?" It is the fadeout from the end of "Thriller." Really. Zordon can't really laugh like that. Honest.